AZ BS Thread 2.0

Its pretty easy with my wife. I remind her that she will get fat. She wont be able to drink for a year (and im not stopping with her) she is going to squeeze a kid out of her vag. And she is going to lose her sleep she loves so much. Usually buys me a year or so then I have to remind again. But she is awesome. Like no other woman I have ever met. And never crazy

 

Most women are bat-shit-crazy! Maybe it's in their DNA, maybe it's all the crazy drugs they take to not get prego, increased chances of getting prego, to look thin, have think lips, .......

You can borrow my three for a weekend, help her decide that she doesn't want any more.

Luckily, my wife has done good on the IUD, no side effects, it's working.

 

Opposite spectrum, 31 and about to have our first in March.

 

FIFY

All women are crazy, we just marry the one that is just the right amount of crazy that we can handle.

 

Nice. Congrats dude enjoy It. I hear its awesome. Just not for me

 

Congrats now go get fixed.

 

When I was younger I thought the same thing, but it depends how you raise them. My daughter is the cool kid, she goes to nascar and drag races with me, she likes shooting guns (still bb guns, trying to get her to shoot a 22) and likes camping. She absolutely loves off roading in the truck and gets straight A's in school. I couldn't be more proud. Its the same feeling when I built my truck and stand back and think, I made that. But this is waaaay different and so much more gratifying. With that being said I am good with one lol, I do not need another and the ship has not only sailed, I kicked it out of port and sunk it once it got out of sight, but my balls are staying in tact lol

 

She Is crazy where it counts and thats why I need to get snipped so I can keep up with where/when she is crazy if you catch my drift

 

Not just yet, its the first and it's a girl, so back to baby factory In a year or so to try for that boy, but 2 is all we ever wanted so hopefully 1 and 1, then close up the shop.

 

I want to just have like a 16 year old. I dont want any of that other earlier crap

 

Had a coworker do this, he had to give up after 7 girls. I can only imagine the hell he lives once a month.

 

I think that's how Jared from subway ended up in jail.

 

Be like Holmberger and adopt and 14 or 15 year old future NBA first round draft kid. Support them for only a few years and then they can share their millions with you?

 

Haha damn. I think he was aiming for twelve year olds tho

 

Exactly. Perfect

 

Haha exactly, except skip a little farther, I am halfway there

 

Oh Xbox one update is out now, time to start that.

 

Hey fucker, I'm not a grandpa! But you did get the barely being able to pull out of my own driveway part right. hahaha!

 

Yeah. Even If I could start at that point would be cool I guess someday maybe. But really im not responsible enough and dont plan on being responsible enough till probably around 94 years of age.......maybe. might make it 98 I will grow up. Might even finally know what I want to be when I grow up by then too