So I got rid of my 2010 Tacoma Sport...

I like this new guy ..

 

HAHAHA....yes that is exactly the name of it. Let me guess...soon your wifes condition will go into the next stage. I hear Crystalline Carbon Anemia is a super serious disease......likely to kill the male species before it does in the female species.

You serious crack me up. I may just have to follow you to see what other funny things you can come up with.

 

Wow so you've heard of it? I mean I'm no doctor but I guess it makes sense, kinda like those magnet bracelets people wear. That doesn't explain how getting her hair done every three weeks keeps it in remission, but again I'm no doctor.

 

Well I'm not a physician but I play one as a Nurse Practitioner at work. I have definitely heard of that condition. Terrible terrible condition. It's known to cause loss of libido in the female population until the increased dosage is given......2ct of Crystaline Carbon is known to increase female libido for a good 2-5 weeks depending on the grade.. The hair is easy, the pulling on the hair follicles activates various nerve end points that directly effect the brain to produce more endorphins which lead to a temporary feeling of wellness....unfortunately the act of doing ones hair is only a temporary fix to the condition. I hate to tell you but the next stage is luxuryautogottahaveitnowitis. When you get to that stage.....its terminal.....I recommend euthanasia either for you which may be easier or for the wife depending on how bad her symptoms get.