longest intro thread (continued from NEW MEMBERS forum)

here is the original longest intro thread started by sawdust....

http://www.tacomaworld.com/forum/new-members/3087-my-first-new-vehicle-47.html

one of our mods (the dumb one from texas, i wont name names....) closed it. we were currently on page 47 so we can just go ahead and treat this like page 47. ready... set.... go!

 

last word

 

yeah!!!! good good man

 

...and it made me feel - so good. besides, why are you upset? sawdust didn't get the last word.

 

Lets see who is gonna get the last word on this one.

 

But... But...

 

What? You were bored... I couldn't come up with anything else. I can't say anything bad about you. Sorry, I know it was lame.

 

i love beer!!! last word yall!!!

 

Wow. Am I that much of a goodie two shoes?

How about opening up the thread again. It's tough to reply to the question there since it is locked!

 

I like the cut of that comment! Does anyone participate in Talk like a Pirate day?

 

Here's the official site Talklikeapirate.com

 

Important definitions:

Ahoy: Hey!
Avast: Stop!
Aye: Yes
Black spot: to be 'placin' the black spot' be markin' someone for death.
Booty: treasure
Buccanneer: a pirate who be answerin' to no man or blasted government.
By the Powers!: an exclamation, uttered by Long John Silver in Treasure Island!
Cat o' nine tails: whip for floggin' mutineers
Corsair: a pirate who be makin' his berth in the Med-...Medi-...that sea 'tween Spain and Africa, aye!
Davy Jones' Locker: the bottom o' the sea, where the souls of dead men lie
Doubloons: pieces of gold...
Fiddlers Green: the private heaven where pirates be goin' when they die.
Furner: a ship which be yer own, not one ye steal an' plunder.
Gentlemen o' fortune: a slightly more positive term fer pirates!
Go on the account: to embark on a piratical cruise
Grog: A pirate's favorite drink.
Jack: a flag or a sailor
Jolly Roger: the skull and crossbones, the pirate flag!
Keelhaul: a truly vicious punishment where a scurvy dog be tied to a rope and dragged along the barnacle-encrusted bottom of a ship. They not be survivin' this.
Landlubber: "Land-lover," someone not used to life onboard a ship.
Lass: A woman.
Lily-livered: faint o' heart
Loaded to the Gunwales (pron. gunnels): drunk
Matey: A shipmate or a friend.
Me hearty: a friend or shipmate.
Me: My.
Pieces o' eight: pieces o' silver which can be cut into eights to be givin' small change.
Privateer: a pirate officially sanctioned by a national power
Scallywag: A bad person. A scoundrel.
Scurvy dog!: a fine insult!
Shiver me timbers!: an exclamation of surprise, to be shouted most loud.
Son of a Biscuit Eater: a derogatory term indicating a bastard son of a sailor
Sprogs: raw, untrained recruits
Squadron: a group of ten or less warships
Squiffy: a buffoon
Swaggy: a scurvy cur's ship what ye be intendin' to loot!
Swashbucklin': fightin' and carousin' on the high seas!
Sweet trade: the career of piracy
Thar: The opposite of "here."
Walk the plank: this one be bloody obvious.
Wench: a lady, although ye gents not be wantin' to use this around a lady who be stronger than ye.
Wi' a wannion: wi' a curse, or wi' a vengeance. Boldly, loudly!
Yo-ho-ho: Pirate laughter

 

LOL, that's a bit redundant don't you figure?