Pastafarianism

You guys heard of this shit?



http://www.venganza.org/

If you want to become a Pastafarian, consider yourself a member! If you are a believer of this you get to wear a strainer on your head in your driver license



What are your thoughts?

 

what?

 

yes I have, good idea for a thread on it

 

Spaghetti Monster Frisbitarians FTW.

 

It's been a thing for about a decade. Fits right in with all the other myths. FSMFTMFW.

 

lol'd

 

Wish somebody would've told me like 6 years ago I would've totally have done it! Big Flying Spaghetti Monster FTMFW!

 

Co-worker sent me this today:

Follow The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts." This set of rules (also known as the Eight Condiments) given to the pirate captain Mosey by the FSM himself provides the basic code of behavior for all Pastafarians. There were originally 10 rules, but Mosey dropped and broke two on his way down the mountain, which accounts for Pastafarians' "relaxed" moral standards. The eight surviving rules are:[6]

· "I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like A Sanctimonious, Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness."

· "I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others."

· "I'd Really Rather You Didn't Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay?"

· "I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity."

· "I'd Really Rather You Didn't Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach."

· "I'd Really Rather You Didn't Build Multimillion-Dollar Churches/ Temples/Mosques/Shrines To My Noodly Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (take your pick)

· Ending Poverty,

· Curing Diseases,

· Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable.

· "I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go Around Telling People I Talk To You."

· "I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses A Lot Of Leather/Lubricant/Las Vegas. If the other person is into it, however (Pursuant To #4), then have at it."





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Celebrate Pastafarian Holidays.Like any religion, Pastafarianism has its own yearly holidays. These special days call for joyous celebration, humble reflection, and special devotion to the FSM. A brief calendar of the most important days in the Pastafarian calendar can be found below:

· Every Friday: Friday is the sabbath day for Pastafarians. However, it doesn't require any sort of special effort — Pastafarians may celebrate this day by "drinking beer and relaxing."[8]

· Ramendan: A month of sacrifice during which Pastafarians eat only pasta and noodle dishes after sundown. Start and end dates vary from year to year.

· Pastover: Pastafarians enjoy a feast of pasta, dress as pirates, and participate in a ritual passing of the eye patch. Date varies from year to year; usually in March or April.

· Talk Like a Pirate Day (September 19th): Self-explanatory. Pirate costumes are recommended but not required.

· Halloween (October 31st): Pastafarians are obliged to dress like pirates.

· "Holiday:" Pastafarians celebrate a vaguely defined Christmas-like event in late December (no specific date is given by the church) any way they like, but especially with pasta, pirates, and beer.