Hockey Trash Talk & BS thread

Jager is saying that because he will be too tired from banging bitches the night before and too hungover to compensate with raw skill.

 

Jagr

Hell yeah

 

I'm on the new tablet. The autocorrect plus larger keyboard is making things difficult.

 

Turn off the auto correct like literate people do

 

Looks like the Flamers are winning this one , 2nd to 6th in the Pacific is covered by like 3 points

 

Then I'd be fucked. I find it hard to type on a tablet without looking at the virtual keyboard which leads to the same sort of errors that hunk and peck type people have on keyboards. I'm also trying that new google feature right now as well where you drag your finger to type and it figures out what you are trying to say. I'll see if it helps.

Oh yeah, and FU BLUES. The Leafs are 7-2-2 in there last 11 and playing Babcocks system extremely well. I wouldn't be surprised if they hang around a few points out for the rest of the year and cause a lot of teams grief. Holland-Kadri-Komarov are money on the PP... who would of guessed.

 

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Thats great if you want to text people potentially embarrasing things or proof read everything before you send it

 

Jeez the Pacific is a joke this year. They should rename it the .500 club + one for the rest of the year. Anyone here want to start the West dominance rant again

 

West will still win the Cup

 

Cool story. Real fans cheer for their conference when they are knocked out right?

 

IDK , you're the Leafs fan , you tell me lol

 

Top 10 in the East and top 10 in the West are essentially the same in points too

 

Sharks booed off the ice too

 

Well fuck. The answer is no BTW . I'm really surprised at how weak the Pacific is. Also, the leafs who I watch of course have been getting a ton of points in the west lately off top western teams. The west just doesn't seem as threatening this year.

 

I'm sad I missed it

 

I know for the Canucks anyway , they suffered a lot by losing in OT and shootout games early in the season and dropped a ton of points similar to what happened to the Kings last season

 

Because the pacifier division is shit-tastic

 

It's pretty horrendous. Can't believe the Kings have only managed 52 points with so little competition

 

Yup, L.A. #1