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Who am I kidding. I'd quit.

 

Maybe some LED map lights.

 

Property and build a house. Nothing crazy, but exactly what I want to live in until I die.

And I'd buy a few old cars, build a shop with heat and air and good insulation and spend the rest of my days with the family and with my hobbies.

 

True, would probably opt for a pediatric cause. Hate seeing kids in the hospital.

 

True that.

Which makes an interesting option for spending so much money. A privately funded Make a Wish type deal.

Medical research is great and all, but a massive pit of financial waste. I'd probably opt to blow $400M by directly effecting the lives and give them a time they won't forget, something they'd never believe they could do - as opposed to writing a check to Pfizer.

 

I'd hire out a private jet for the night, have them fly me and my woman to Ireland where I'd meet Bono and U2 on the side of a lush, green, Irish mountainside. I'd have the entire f'n Guinness family there to serve us all the dark brew all night while we kick back and enjoy the concert. Afterward, I'd invite the entire band and the entire f'n Guinness family to join us on the jet and we'll head off to the Greek Islands for a week. All expenses on me.

 

Good idea. So much waste in the system that it wouldn't be utilized to its full potential. Paying all medical bills and helping their families financially would be a better option, something that people can appreciate and make a difference in many lives. To me that is more satisfying than anything I could buy with hundreds of millions, you can't put a price on that.

 

"Besides two chicks at the same time?"

I'd move out into the middle of nowhere, buy a shit-ton of land and build an off-grid house, have a huge garden and a few hayfields. I'd also build a big Amish-style post & beam barn for a bunch of animals. I'd spend my time fishing, hunting, playing on my tractor, exploring the logging roads in my lifted and armored newly-purchased Tundra and I'd go to town maybe once a month to stock up on stuff I couldn't make myself. And I wouldn't deal with people unless I absolutely had to.

Had this discussion earlier today too, lol.

 

Buy some property, build a really cool tiny house.

 

I'd buy TacomaWorld

 

@tcBob
Do it!

 

Fixed that for you.

 

Make very sure no one I know has any idea I won.

 

I don't know you.

So... How YOU doin' ?

 

This kind of bullshit is exactly what I'm buying when I hand over money for a lottery ticket.

I would make sure that people would say "Dave? Oh the money never changed him. He was an asshole before."

 

Yeah, no shit.
That's why I'd disappear, lol. Too many of my friends are horrible with money and I just know they'd come pounding on the door looking for a handout.

 

Pay off parents house. Set my brother up with a fund, donate some to my church.. And me and my girlfriend would move in a cabin with no one around for miles, and have guns and multiple Toyotas.

 

But a lot of land out in Wyoming/Montana

Build my own off-road park

Have a nice garage

House in Jackson Hole

Snowboard and bullshit all day

SAS a turd gen

Possibly buy a Monster Truck

 

I would give a million to each of you. I hope you would extend the same courtesy to me.