The Official Gym & Fitness Thread

Lmao exactly! There's no story. It's like women wearing lots of make up. They are liars. I read this article of this man who was suing his wife for fraud after seeing her without make up for the first time.

 

I got to say I can tell if it's a no go before the pants come off.

 

My wife wears yoga pants all the time and she looks great in them...(and out of them ) There are those women though that probably have to line the insides with grease before they put them on.

And I agree with the makeup thing. I've never found girls who cake themselves with makeup hot at all. Same with fake nails, tans, and all that other bullshit. In the words of Phil Robertson:

 

Or in the words of Michael Scott:

Michael Scott: Let's face it. Most guys are from the Dark Ages. They're cavemen. And they like a woman to be showing her cleavage and to be wearing eight-inch heels. And to be wearing see-through underpants. But for me, a woman looks best when she is just absolutely naked.

 

Pics of wife in yoga pants?
Edit: for research purposes.

 

X2
Edit: To test out Cialis

 

This is all you're getting haha...my wife is the the one on the far left:

Gross comments will result in a Dexter-style visit to your home

 

Congrats bro your wife is smoking hot. I mean that in a totally respectful way.

 

I meant that in the most respectful way

 

Let's try this out......

 

NITRATE TECHNOLOGY : man they are getting ridiculous

 

Don't hot dogs have nitrates???

 

What's in it?

I got a $50 vitamin shoppe rewards card in the mail what should I get?

 

athankyou sir

thanks...............i think

I hate how they try to make everything sound so edgy with matrixs and blends just tell me how much caffeine is in the damn thing lol

 

Ryan Doris always knows how to get me pumped up for the gym and life in general.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUjtSPZH1qs

 

A gift card for me...$50? I got a measly $5 one. Going to go next week and reload on pre

 

Rule # 1 stay away from proprietary blends .... you have no idea how much of whats actually in there

 

I took this as a challenge and internet stalked you. I found your wedding registry .

 

I didn't even know we had a wedding registry...no wonder we got so much shit I have zero interest in as presents...I told her I wanted to register at Dick's Sporting Goods lol