Quote of the Day

Kirk: “How long to re-fit?”
Scotty: “Eight weeks. But you don’t have eight weeks, so I’ll do it for you in two.”
Kirk: “Do you always multiply your repair estimates by a factor of four?”
Scotty: “How else to maintain my reputation as a miracle worker?”
Kirk: “Your reputation is safe with me.”

- Star Trek III

 

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
Chris Rock

 

There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don't know. - Ambrose Bierce

 

The world is very different now. For man holds in his mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of human poverty, and all forms of human life.
John F. Kennedy

 

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

 

I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
E. B. White

 

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
- Casey Stengel

 

Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"
Annie Dillard

 

Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.
-Oscar Wilde-

 

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M. D. after them.
Harrison Ford

 

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. -George Carlin

 

George died too young. I would like to have met him or at least seen him on stage while he was alive.

 

The bravest sight in all this world is a man fighting against odds.
-Franklin K. Lane-

 

There are in nature neither rewards nor punishments-there are consequences.
-Robert G. Ingersoll-

 

stupid kid: "dont you wish we lived in a state where we didnt have to wear motorcycle helmets?"
carlos: "no, i like wearing my helmet. cause i know that the floor is harder then my face"
carlos mencia

 

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex. - Aldous Huxley

 

I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.
Mohandas Gandhi

 

Enjoying life is learning how to accept the imperfections.....

~Me~

 

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.
-Gandalf-