Someone egged my wife's car

Probably because both those shows are garbage

 

Thanks for the clue...I'm not much on the boob tube anyway....glad I've not wasted my time watching whatever...

 

if anybody learned a lesson it should be: don't ride someones ass or "traveling too close"

 

It was a typical shitty off-campus college rental house with the washer and dryer in the bathroom. My ass was a lot smaller back then, and I had been drinking Yuengling and Jameson for 2 weeks straight. Pretty sure I just threw the TP in there with it for added effect.

 

Staying on topic...

H&KGuy, that's some funny & fucked up shit. Seen some similar stuff be damn...in the dryer.

 

Sig. HK. Love them both! The guy was a typical douchebag frat boy. He deserved every turd.

 

I was kidding...

 

I've been huggin on my USP recently. Kinda like it's my current favorite toy.

I was at a little get together a while back and this dude shit behind a couch and wiped his ass with the window curtain...gotta say id have been a little irritated. Oh and we all worked together...too much booze.

 

It's all good brother...I'm still lost.

 

Nothing worse than a phantom shitter.

 

Thats some good shit right there

 

Try using vinegar to clean where the eggs stained the paint. I use vinegar to take out the calcium spots on my truck from my sprinklers, might work the same to remove the egg stains. Apply a good coat of wax after if it works.

 

Get about 12 dozen eggs and mix them in a 5 gallon bucket with a drill and paint mixing bit then dump them on the lady's car before a hard freeze.

 

This...they will never suspect you!

 

Very detailed. Not your first time, huh. j/k

 

So they brought eggs to your tailgate party. It's a crazy world sometimes and at least it wasn't lead through your windshield.
Drive safe!

 

I would honestly go to a body shop and get a pronted quote. Then I'd go to her house and respectfully ask her to pay for it. She's an adult she should accept responsibility for her actions and make it right.
If she refused, well she has to live with herself. I'd just be happy you aren't her husband.

If I were your sister I'd file a trespassing complaint.

 

Sucks but you can't prove anything, your best bet is let it go, you don't wanna piss off your sisters neighbors, she's got to live there..
Maybe it was a lesson, not to tailgate, could save you trouble in the future.

 

Based on what? The stated fact that he tail gated her & therefore he thinks her or her family egged his car as payback? Where's the proof?