It's confirmed DO NOT let ur wife drive your taco

Did you get an accident report?

 

Mine can't drive manual........so I got a 6 speed!!!!

 

10 or not she stays at her mamo's house until she get my taco fixed and brand stinking new!

 

Perfect. I hope you okayed the hookers and blow before you sent her away. Its only fair to help you cope with your pain.

 

x2 here. my wife refuses to drive my taco because she's afraid of the consequences if she puts a scratch or two

 

What bumper is this?

 

This sounds like extortion. Reported to the authorities.

 

http://www.exp-one.com/products/toyota-tacoma-2016-bumpers/

 

Looking at your avatar he was probably a frog anyway...

 

Only thing this confirms is I shouldn't let your wife drive my Tacoma OP , my wife brings mine home in one piece .

 

She brought mine home nice also.

 

This is what I'm sayin

 

Yeah private property accidents do indeed suck. When I was in highschool I got hit by an uninsured woman who was under the influence and came across 4 lanes of traffic into a parking lot just in time to clip the front end of my old, but freshly painted, Buick with her Celica. She had alcohol and drugs in the car, and her passenger put them under the spare in the trunk before the cops arrived. They lied and said that the (apparently more sober) passenger was the one driving, and in spite of witnesses interjecting and pointing out that they saw them hide alcohol and weed under the spare the police refused to investigate. Said it was private property and in the state of TN they don't investigate private property incidents. My insurance company called it no-fault based on the police report and said we had to pay for our own damages. Lucky for me I had a Buick. I fixed the front end in shop class by beating out the front bumper mount with a sledge hammer and replacing the headlight assembly with one from the junkyard. Her Celica on the other hand - it stayed in that parking lot to rot for over a month before the property owner had it towed. The hood was through the windshield, the front driver side fender was in the tire, and the radiator was busted. They really don't make em like they used to.

 

LMAO though

 

There's a video of it out there on the internet. Just think if I post it here I may get banned. Sorry OP for derailing your thread.

 

*GULP* dannnng man. That's turble. So turble.

 

It's got a scratch, time to get a new one! I mean what's she gonna say.