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that might be the least of your problems lol

 

next question, why are canadians such a*holes?

 

im just playin with you man i would suggest going to toronto or montreal but calgary is the clostest for you

 

addiction

 

more redneck less minoritys

 

vancouver forsure

 

Go riders!!!!

 

Absolutely.

Oops what did I say...

 

the war of 1812 we burnt down your whitehouse there is a song about it Eh !

 

4 all poeple who want to know y we live in canada here is y
Canada eh!

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
1. Vancouver : 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
5. Weed.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
1. Big rock between you and B.C.
2. Ottawa who?
3. Tax is 5% instead ofthe approximately 200% it is for the rest of the country.
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
1. You never run out of wheat.
2. Your province is really easy to draw.
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
4. People will assume you live on a farm.
5. Daylight savings time? So who needs that!

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
1. You live in the centre of the universe.
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
1. Racism is socially acceptable.
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada .
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo A*#!%!"

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick .
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island , you still got the big, new bridge.
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
3. The workday is about two hours long.
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding.

Pass this along to Canadians who need a laugh and foreigners who can learn something about Canada and then enjoy a good chuckle.

Let's face it: Canadians are a rare breed.

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
· Californians shiver uncontrollably.
· Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
· Italian Cars won't start
· Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0° C)
· American water freezes
· Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
· New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
· Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
· Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
· Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-109.9° Fahrenheit (-78.5° C)
· Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.
· Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
· Ethyl alcohol freezes.
· Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

-459.67° Fahrenheit (-273.15° C)
· Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
· Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
· Hell freezes over.
· The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

 

hahahahahaha

 

LOL So True so true.

 

My company just got a project in Oakville (SW of Toronto). Don't know if they'll send me there or not, but I wouldn't mind. I'm not socialist or anything and "free healthcare" is in no way free, but I wouldn't mind a little change in my life. Its only 7 hours from home.

 

Oakville is a nice area

 

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! These last ones were pure gold Edmond!

 

I didn't find that post funny at all, I'm from Newfoundland, Everyone I know are hard working people, We are a "Have province" and the only province in Canada that HAS NOT been affected by the recession unlike Ontario,which is broke I might add...
These so called "newfie jokes" are in bad taste and considered by many Newfoundlanders as offensive the same as using the "N" word....
see here http://www.argentia.org/newfie.htm
It's no different than words like 'chink' or 'coon' or 'paki' or '***'... Once a word has a history of being used to put down a group of people, it can never really be reclaimed as a positive term. And whether they agree about that, or not, I don't think you'll find one Newfoundlander who doesn't know the word is offensive to hundreds of thousands of fellow NL'ers.

Notice my user name is Canadian Max, I consider myself a Canadian First then a Newfoundlander second BUT when I read crap from Canadians like this I'm a proud Newfoundlander first!

Newfoundlander!

 

saskatchewan hasnt been affected very much either

 

ok first of all lighten up its a joke not a insalt there are lots of jokes about every one race, people, sex.... omg its a joke towards newfoundland BFD!
it also makes fun of all the provances not just nfl and yes i know my spelling is not that good o well

 

but the leaf joke is the best of them all

 

Ok, I will excuse your poor spelling as hard as it is
A "Joke" as you put it...Not so.
Using the term Newfie is a offensive term. Same as using the N word
Racist jokes aren't funny to smart people. they're embarrassingly out of date.
Clearly any interpretation of the joke will be subjective. I am willing to bet that the majority of opinion (especially within my circle of friends, In a Newfoundland community) would agree it's offensive. The degree of offense is irrelevant. So this then becomes another example of the social wedge, that of which is rooted in racism.
"The word 'Newfie' is associated with 'Newfie jokes', typical Canadian ethnic jokes told and retold since the days of the American and Canadian military presence in Newfoundland during World War II. The jokes almost always depict Newfoundlanders as stupid, and lacking in sophistication or intelligence. Many such jokes are identical to ethnic jokes that are used to put down other groups. An insulting 'Newfie' joke can be considered the Canadian equivalent to American jokes depicting people from the Southern states as stupid. Within Newfoundland, 'Newfie jokes' usually contain characters of another ethnicity which underestimate the Newfie who will outsmart them, sometimes unknowingly, at the end of the joke. In March 2006, an Edmonton police officer was disciplined for using the word Newphie [sic] to describe the apprehension of an individual under the Mental Health Act.[3] This explicitly derogatory usage is particularly prevalent in locations (such as northern Alberta) where large numbers of Newfoundlanders have migrated for economic opportunities."


Understand edmondTrucott ?