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i like #7 the best

1.
A somewhat common name for a male; witty, dangerously handsome, clever and trustworthy.
Blake is a real handsome devil.
male witty handsome smart cunning beautiful.
by Ashley J. "Ash" Williams Jul 14, 2006 share this
2.

Charming, courageous, and stunningly handsome; Blake is cursed with being the object of every woman's affection. He is Known for starting and ending wars. Being the most influential man in history, he is hated by a monority of men, but respected by all.

2. Blake was the name given to Kings of the Persian, Egyptian, Mongolian, Roman, and Zulu Nations.
Blake was an Adonnis. Adonnis was a Blake.
beauty courage valor role model chick magnet the curse of the beast
by Kaiser Sose Feb 4, 2008 share this
3.
A male who is so extreemely hot he can instantly make any female wet just by looking at her.
He is most likely full of himself.

Blake is kickass at EVERYTHING except poker and pool.
Trisha: "OMG! Blake just looked at me!" *faints*

Blake: "Oh well, she wasn't good enough for me anyway"

Aaron: "Dude, you're such a douche"

Blake: "What ever at least I'm a super hot douche"
super hottie sexy beast man whore douche blake
by Drama Queen 101 Jul 10, 2008 share this

4.
A guy that is afraid of falling in love. Does not know what he wants; often resulting in many things he wishes he would have never done. Is secretly in love with his best girl-friend, but won't let himself fall for her. Can talk his way out of almost anything, and will use this to his advantage whenever possible. Is probably British, light-complected, and gets what he wants. A Blake is someone you would definitely want to befriend.
"I think I'm in love with my best friend, but I don't know what to do!"

"Stop being such a Blake and ask her out!"
blake blake. amazing curly caring
by dragonmaster473 Aug 26, 2008 share this
5.
An extremely amazing person any girl would go to the moon and back for. A very sexy individual, who may be quite strange but is an amazing person at heart. Last name usually is: Smalridge (with only one "l" because they really ARE NOT small!)
Alex "oh boy a met someone last night"
Ronnie: "really, whats his name?"
Alex: "Blake!"
Ronnie: "OH HE'S FOR SURE A KEEPER!"
blake cute love amazing sweet great boyfriend
by BIG:KID Jan 28, 2009 share this
6.
A Super hot and Sophisticated man, keeps secrets and loves women. Will marry hot &sexy wife who is drop dead gorgeou. Blake had a huge schlong and he knows what he wants and when hes going to get it.
"Hey tracy did you see Blake"
"ya, Susie i wish my boyfriends schlong was that big or that he was that hot and smart"
blake hot sexy intelligent handsome ladys man
by goosfrabaa Mar 11, 2009 share this
7.
a small-minded male with a large ego. is known for his long, slender yet defined legs. is well structured, with panty-dropping abs and a large penis.

built for playing games such as soccer and is good in bed. but unfortunately he is lacking in the brain department. girls will want to keep a hold of him as long as he doesn't speak.
'oh, blake. you are so hot.'

'wha? huh..? okay..'

'just shut the fuck up and get your penis inside me.

 

didn't know you rolled that way.

 

dude are u gay?..

 

wait what
no

 

I just copy and pasted the first page out of 7 of them hahahaha good find


greg

A scottish word used mainly in glasgow
meaning to always get drunk and flirt with women
do you like him?
Yeah hes ok but hes a bit of a greg...
really, i thought he was shy?
nah he flirts with all the girls when hes drunk
greg glasgow drunk flirty scottish
by Emz2007 Mar 3, 2007 share this
2. Greg 414 up, 129 down buy greg mugs, tshirts and magnets
Greg or Gregory is usually someone who is great at many things not so much at others but an awesome person, a little different and people just love them.
Greg is frickin' awesome!
greg gregory awesome good-looking attractive
by joejimbobsaget Aug 13, 2008 share this
3. greg 424 up, 255 down buy greg mugs, tshirts and magnets
Slang term for a man's penis. Must be in lowercase, it is a common noun.
"Dude she totally wants my greg"
cock penis schlong dick rod
by ron7188 Mar 8, 2008 share this


4. Greg 250 up, 98 down buy greg mugs, tshirts and magnets
An Extremely good looking person. Coolest Kid Around. Extremely Funny. Very Modest.
Super Sam: Omigosh whos that kid?
Cory: Thats Greg.
Super Sam: Wow hes Hot.
Cory: Hes Pretty Cool Aswell.
Random Kid (Jack): Yeh, that Greg is on Great Guy, Wish I could be like him.
cool funny hot smart greggles gregory
by GreG's Number 1 Fan. Feb 26, 2007 share this
5. Greg 305 up, 167 down buy greg mugs, tshirts and magnets
Someone who skips School on a monday.
Person1: Where's Greg?
Person2: It's Monday
Person1: Oh yea

Person1: Where you were yesterday?
Person2: Oh, i was pulling a greg
greg school skip monday skipping
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6. greg 167 up, 67 down buy greg mugs, tshirts and magnets
adj: to be insanely cool or tight;n. one who is ultimately the coolest person one knows.
"He seems like a greg person."
" i think Jake is my greg."
tight sick cool gregory gregg king
by gregdaking2000 Nov 15, 2006 share this
7. Greg 180 up, 82 down buy greg mugs, tshirts and magnets
Great friend.
Down to earth.
Handsome.
Amazing smile.
Always playing, talking about, or thinking about: football.
Greg is starting kicker and has a nice ass!

 

hah these ones made me laugh.

1. Samantha
Usually a name for a person that is a walking Goddess. Gorgeous to the maximum, fun to talk to, easy to befriend with a sexy booty. Often pulls off the innocent act but she gets around.


2. samantha
A sexy female who if you are not currently dating you should get with. Samanthas are women of beauty and booty and usually a gorgeous blonde. They are all you wish you had and the best choice for a girl friend. (unless you know a samantha who is a man)

If you date or dated these gorgeous Samantha's you have all you'll ever need or you are mental and let the best thing you had go, without realizing it.

Samantha's are the best in bed even if they appear they aren't. Get to know your Samantha because studies show many grow up to be nude models just out of the blue.

 

1. john 3261 up, 1977 down
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a person who uses the services of a prostitute
Police ran a sting on the newcomer johns at the whorehouse
by Mark Mar 31, 2005 share this
2. John 2458 up, 1312 down
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a very extreamly confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. veryy flirtatious. manwhore. willll lead you on. halarious. full of charisma. you have to love him. boys are jealous of him. girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time..
not persistant.
changes moods easily; moody.
greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him..

"i am soooo confused about what to do about John..he is great..but confusingggg. he constantly makes me sad, angryy, or depressed. its upsetting. is it worth it??"
john shawn megan ericka apples speak
by yourmommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyy Mar 29, 2008 share this
3. John 1083 up, 227 down
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v. to have a cramp, as in, a painful contraction of the muscle.
Often used to make fun of a person named John, who has lots of cramps.
Running boy 1: Oh, Dude! I'm getting a cramp!
Running boy 2: You mean, you're getting a John.
Running boy 1: Yeah! This John hurts like a bitch!
John: Fuck you!
cramp pain muscle puke sports
by BrasilStyle Jan 27, 2009 share this



4. John 1672 up, 1585 down
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A man with a very large penis, usually above 6 inches.
"Have you seen Waynes john?
men john people friends bree
by james sanborn Mar 2, 2007 share this
5. John 293 up, 259 down
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An extremely hot guy.
You can't get hotter than John.
hott nice cute hair funny fine
by hot ice1515 May 1, 2009 share this
6. John 239 up, 208 down
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one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. very sweet. has intendency of being really quiet and anti-social but is surrounded by friends all the time.people get attracted to his unique presonality.confuses you most of the time. he might flirt with you once, but you never know if that will happen again. a ladies-man. veryy moody. he can change his mind in a second. very independent too. lovely in general.
laura: "So you fancy the new guy, john?"
sarah:" i dont know! he flirted with me once but that never happened again, so confused!"
moody confusing special lovely amazing
by idkjustlovehim Apr 29, 2009 share this
7. John 35 up, 44 down
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A very attractive guy who is obsessed with Warcraft. Is obsessed with animals and shows about animals. Very forgetful and usually quiet until spoken to. Great guy, cares about his friends, really sweet. At times is completely oblivious to his surroundings, so do not be offended if you say hello and he does not acknowledge you. Completely owns if you get in a verbal fight with him so don't try it. Has an unusual tendency to curl up into fetal position while watching horror movies. Some assume that he is a "creeper", but he really isn't. Likes to wear his mittens while driving. Has a habit of stealing pepper shakers. Completely adorable and great to talk to, definitely worth getting to know. Has the ability to make people smile.
"If he's cool, he must be a John"

 

soooooo........... how YOU doin????

 

I will just post a few of the funny ones...

1. troy 350 up, 137 down
also known as "God"
Troy: the ancient greek god of erotica

4. Troy 63 up, 16 down
Has a abnormally HUGE PENIS ranging 24-36 inches. Always drowning in pussy. Doesn't take shit from no one and does not have CROTCH ROT! Also a beast at everything he does especially in the sack. Ladies can cook eggs and bacon on his eight pack then get down on him and ride him like a roller coaster. The only thing hes says is "BEND OVER BITCH" and everyone replies HELL YA!
"Do you know Troy?"
"heck yes it was like having sex with 10 black dudes at once"
"Trust me even my mom knows Troy"
"So does my Dad"

7. Troy 79 up, 39 down
Declaring yourself winner of everything. Being the American Hero and motivating all those around you to be winners. Having extreme confidence in oneself.
Ex.1: I was so motivational back there, I felt like Troy.

Ex.2: I am a winner, like Troy.

Ex.3: I am so confident I will pass this test, trust me I'm like Troy on this one.

Dude 1: I am totally going to win in football today.
Dude 2: Wow, how Troy of you.

 

HAHA kidding bro.

 

this thread scares me!

 

um, wow... I don't know what to say


1. Joseph

A man's man.Extremely Awesome.
Wow, that guy just ate 58 buffallo wings. What a Joseph!


2. Joseph

An Unstoppable man who kills anyone in his way he is awesome
You just got Joseph'd


3. joseph


1.the amazingly hot guy.

2.perfect in all ways.

3.totally hot
oh wow look at that guy joseph he is totelly hot


4. joseph

a young buck who knows what women like, and satisfies PYTs on a regular basis.
Man, can you believe that dude over there is hittin' skins with Eva? And he hasn't even bought her anything, or taken her out to eat, or nothin' like that...he's gettin' it with her sister too.
Fo'rilla? What a joseph.


5. Joseph

He is a beautiful, terrible being. A destroyer of worlds. The conquerer of Earth. He is all that is man. Beautiful women flock to him. He will rule the world with his iron fist and see that only the strong prosper.
Joseph makes Superman look like a wimp and he made Chuck Norris quiver with fear.
beautiful terrible destroyer worlds superman


6. Joseph

Joseph: joe sef

1) A merciless pimp who will backhand bitches for no apperent reason

2) Member and one of the original creators of p.c.c.

3) Everyones father...
Joseph backhanded the prostitute cause she only brought in 999 dollars that night.

Joseph fucked your mom, and you were born.


7. Joseph

the hottest fuking dude EVER!!!! wont ever take your shyet

and has the best bod ever, cute, funny, smart, gorgeous eyes, and a fuking HUGE COCK!!!! the most bad ass dude you will ever meetever and loves music, girls, sports, gIrLs, sex, GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS, AND GIRLS!!!!!!

 

i think i need me a Samantha in my life

 

Jonathan 1256 up, 236 down buy jonathan mugs, tshirts and magnets
Loyal, Generous, Handsome individual (s), who is/are without a doubt the very best person to love. Jonathan(s) is/are Intelligent, Subtle, Strong, Rock-like Men. They are the best Friends and very best Lovers.
No matter what happens to me, good or bad, I can be happy because I have a Jonathan.

OH yes, OH Jonathan, OH YES! (again and again and again and etc., etc., etc.)
by Sherscare Jun 6, 2005 share this
2. Jonathan 1144 up, 368 down buy jonathan mugs, tshirts and magnets
very nice person, warm and welcoming.
everyone wanted to hang around Jonathan at the party.
jonno johnathan johnathon jonny jimbob
by underoathETF Nov 22, 2007 share this
3. Jonathan 673 up, 189 down buy jonathan mugs, tshirts and magnets
an extremely nice guy
See that Jonathan over there? I love him.
sweet funny handsome jonathon johnny jon
by ld92 Jul 10, 2008 share this

 

JON 1334 up, 357 down buy jon mugs, tshirts and magnets
Jon Short For Jonathan Meaning Gift From God....also known as a sex GOD ... Jonathan is a nice, well respected person and gets what he wants. Cares for his Girl friend and his close friends (they're basicly family). Jonathan Also Cares For His Family Sooo Much.
you can Spell It

Jonathan
Johnathan (gay Verison)
Jon
John (gay version)
Jonathan Cares for His family Alot.
Jonathan is Engaged to his girl friend.
Jonathan's close friends are also in D-Squadso is he.

A1: "Did You hear Jonathan and his Girl friend last night"
A2: "yeah!, all i heard was OH GOD!!!! like 100 times in a row"
A1: "Yeah!, Me too Me Must Be A Sex God Then

 

yup that about sums it up..We rock We are the chuck norris of Josephs.

 

I would agree with the Urban Dictionary on my name. lol

Brian
A highly intelligent guy who is handsome, funny, sexy, a great kisser, and is hung like a horse. Basically the TOTAL PACKAGE! A guy that every woman wants to be with, but only the hot ones get the privilege of having him.
Woman: I’m the luckiest woman in the world…

Her Girlfriend: Why is that?

Woman: Because… I have a Brian!

Her Girlfriend: Damn girl… You are lucky… Can we share him?

Woman: Sure!! Sounds like fun… He’s hung like a horse, so there’s plenty to go around!!

Her Girlfriend: Great!! Let’s go get started then…

 

Jonah
One of the neatest people you will ever meet. They are intelligent and extremely kind but can be real assholes when they get angry. Most may seem shy but they have large dicks and can be sure to satisfy anyone.

Giggidy

 

zack
1.Perfect in all aspects of life. Amazingly talented and athletic beyond belief. With the "bod" of a god?
Have you seen Zack? He has the bod of a god!
zack perfect amazing hot beautiful

enuff said!!