AZ BS Thread 2.0

Yeah she could not handle her fireball and budlight pre-game intake and then numerous beers at the concert. It was a good time though.

At the concert though, I got raped by a drunk white bimbo in hooker heels. Wife and I are like 10ft from the front of the stage dancing and moving to the music. Suddenly this drunk chick comes up and hooks arms with me. I look over at her and her eyes are like rolling in the back of her head and she can barely stand. The only reason she was up right was because she had me by the arm and her friend had her other side. She starts drunk mumbling to me that I am cute and my wife is cute and we should all party together. I just laugh at her and let the wife know that the drunk chick thinks youre cute. The wife realizes that if I let this chick go shes gonna fall over and get trampled so shes chill with me holding her up. Suddenly this chick grabs my ass like real deep and sexual like. Then this chick grabs me by my balls and biting my ear lobe. I'm trying to get my wifes attention but shes drunk too and its loud as fuck. Chicks BF shows up from getting beers for them and is now all mad at me. Drunk chicks friend is trying to calm the BF down and let him know that I had nothing to do with it. Drunk chick then vomits all over the place and on my wifes shoes. Drunk girls BF dumps beer on drunk girl because he's pissed that his GF is a drunk whore. Security takes them both out of the concert and kicks them out.

It was a grand time. Not many guys have had 2 different chicks grab them by the balls on their anniversary night.

 

That is the story I've been waiting for!

Next up what you do after the wife passed out...


The next morning:
Wife: my ass hurts
Zona: oh baby you slipped and fell right on your tailbone, you don't remember?


#bestnightever

 

Ha I aint gotta use that excuse Ha I drank the rest of the 24 pack we had and watched Drug Inc on the NG channel. She crashed out. I was gonna go out by myself, but realized I'd probably get myself in trouble drunk and alone in a college town.

 

Did you enjoy Tops? Bring anything home?

 

Tops was cool. Had a nice business convo with owner at the bar. I never thought a bar could make much money only serving micro brews and wine. He says they do pretty well. I took home a growler of the Stone Black IPA. Pretty tasty stuff. Roasted malts. Almost a smoky hoppy bitter after taste.

 

The owner and his daughter worked the bar often when I would go. 10oz pours up to 10$ per can add up fast. Plus they have a whole store for inventory!

This was my favorite place to drink in Tempe. It kept out the cheap beer college kids and you typically found the 30s crowd there.

 

He said that the regulars are what keeps him afloat and the visitors are where he gets his profit. He also said that he actually does more business when school is out then when school is in session. Less college frat boys filling seats at his bar on their phones and sipping a beer for an hour.

 

Dude I've never been more drunk off beer until I found Russian Imperial Stouts there. They had a keg of The Abyss which comes out of Deschutes in Portland. Holy fuck man, I staggered home from there that night.
Plus you see a lot of tattoo covered talent in there. I would always go up with my old roommate who is a local artist.

 

That crowd was there that night too. Some chick was working on sketches while eating Tai and drinking wine.

 

@4Running Daily

 

Ya I've seen that thing a few times. LS powered.

 

It would need it to spin those tires

 

I'm helping my kid's school plan out the 5th grade promotion party later this year. I'm curious if anyone on here is in the bouncy house or hot dog cart business or any other party/carnival business? If you are or know of someone that is, can you PM me?

 

Anyone by chance have a 255/85/16 or equivalent tire laying around they want to get rid of? Just got new shoes for the truck and I need one for a spare.

 

Anybody interested in a super bowl pool. $10 a square. Pay outs will be 1st quarter $200, 2nd quarter $200, 3rd quarter $200 and final score $400.

 

Just saw this wtf lol if I got paid lots of drugs I'd probably do it. Or money, I like money too...

 

Moved to the classifieds:

 

@Aw9d
Get dem leafs!

 

PM about rear leafs.

Does anyone know the ride height on this rear setup? I have stock with tsb and I'm hoping to get as close as possible.