Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Yeah the doctor I went to last time obviously didn't understand what I meant when I said I wanted to be able to put my balls in my 'purse' when needed.... Oh well maybe next surgery will get it right...

 

I will on the condition that I am allowed to be a drunk heckler who makes a general ass out of himself.

 

That would make you our official mascot.

I for one would be honored if you held that position.

 

I think there are enough people to form even teams.

 

I'm already planning the costume. and official beverage...

 

How many active females are there in the HBS? @Stalker and @TXSmiley who else?

 

@BulletToothTony

 

Told my wife about the idea. She looked deep into my eyes and said, "I will fuck you f*****s up".

Word rhymes with haggots.

 

shes just mad. she can be my female counterpart of judging and heckling. she's pretty good at it. hahaha.

 

I could play for either team

 

like bruce jenner.

 

Only 1,000 times better

 

We've missed you ... And she's only gotten better (worse) with time.

 

like a cheese based wine.... left in the sun? i'm easily confused after 5 pints of russian imperial stouts and government homework based drinking games.

 

I'll throw @scottalot in that mix.

 

I'm in

 

@scottalot would give @BulletToothTony serious competition for the end of event glory hole.

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I don't mean that. I don't know Scott that well.

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It doesn't matter.

 

god damn that's majestic.