Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

I think I'm ok that I'm not your brother. Yes I am young but I believe it is more that you all are just old...

 

It's okay I've got the fountain of Asian youth

 

I'm only 31.

You're a whippersnapper though, for sure.

 

You'll get there...that's why I never make fun of old people

Me too, but at 41, the fountain has an algae problem, the pump sometimes sputters, and a few koi have died...

 

...and I'm tired of people throwing change at me.

 

31?! G'damn pops

 

Fuck you guys!

 

I turn 29 in two months. I'm not far behind you.

 

Fuck all ya all! 41 next month!

 

Oh man already time to pick up your midlife Porsche/corvette huh?

 

Porsche maybe. Corvette never!

 

As long as it's convertible so you can show off that receding hairline and/or bald patch.

 

Go get the new RS5 so I can have a ride. Closest I'll come to owning one.

 

Mid life also leads to paranoia. I tell the wife that the truck mods help make camping more "convenient". Closet prepper....invest in survival!

 

Could buy a Porsche.

Instead buys 3 crusty steel storage containers and 1,000 gallons of kerosene.


Just in case.

 

@Bentrodder

 

Shame the RS6 isn't available in the US. One of my favorites.

It's difficult explaining car stuff to women. Both my ex and mother absolutely hate when I buy car stuff. I just let them nag and then proceed with buying more stuff.

 

Or the RS wagons...why they no come here?

 

I don't understand it. Maybe they think us 'muricans just don't like wagons anymore. Surprised Subaru even bothers with it still.

 

Spoken like a true beer drinker



I still like my coors