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Tiger Woods jokes

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by chris4x4, Dec 3, 2009.

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  1. Dec 3, 2009 at 7:33 AM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.



    What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.



    Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.



    What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.



    Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.



    Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They said to named
    Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with."


    Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family—his new name?: Cheetah


    Since Tiger drives an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?

     
    chris4x4, Dec 3, 2009
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  2. Dec 3, 2009 at 1:23 PM
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  3. Dec 3, 2009 at 1:24 PM
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  4. Dec 3, 2009 at 1:24 PM
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  5. Dec 3, 2009 at 1:27 PM
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    :rofl:Did you make those up...haha i think this whole Tiger woods thing is making way to much news
     
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  6. Dec 3, 2009 at 1:34 PM
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    I completely agree...
     
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  7. Dec 3, 2009 at 1:47 PM
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    They were E-mailed to me :)
     
    chris4x4, Dec 3, 2009
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  8. Dec 3, 2009 at 1:49 PM
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    Those were good, but I do have to agree, way too much news. But those are funny.
     
    Stillfly199, Dec 3, 2009
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  9. Dec 3, 2009 at 1:49 PM
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    :rimshot:
     
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  10. Dec 3, 2009 at 1:50 PM
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  11. Dec 3, 2009 at 1:56 PM
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    Funny shit :)!!
     
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    He may still be married - but Tiger isn't out of the Woods just yet!
     
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  13. Dec 3, 2009 at 2:05 PM
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    "Tiger could have avoided this entire mess if he'd just had a little OJ that morning."


    * bada boom *
     
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  14. Dec 3, 2009 at 2:13 PM
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    I don't understand why he would cheat on HER....i mean damn shes pretty fine lady
     
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    Agreed. Isn't she the type of lady you cheat with, not on?
     
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    :D Funny stuff there.
     
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    Ha...I thought about the same thing before I read your post...that "other" chic is ugly compared to his wife! either way it was wrong. His marriage will be up hill from here, everything is going to change!!:rolleyes:
     
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    When they asked Elin how many times she hit the vehicle with the golf club she said, "Oh, just put me down for a 5."

    Tiger probably wished she used a 2 iron, because no one can hit a 2 iron.
     
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