Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

So,,, no fun!

 

But making money is fun

 

Only if you're sharing.

 

I share with my son. He has his college funds being saved.
Only thing is he doesn't know about it. So..... If he does go to college. It's paid for. If he doesn't go, then daddy gets a paid vacation!

 

Good morning everyone.

 

good morning

 

So what did the specialist say? Amputation from the neck down, or neck up?
I don' remember hearing, is this your toilet paper hand, or the other one?

 

It's my left arm and I am right handed so I got lucky there. It's fractured. He didnt put me in a cast. But I can't work for 6 weeks.

 

Can we all sign it?

I'm sure Dennis will want to write "DICK!" on it.

 

So no stranger for 6 weeks?

 

Its Baby dick!

 

Definitely good on the non-dominate hand. I had a scooter incident several years ago that cost me a rotator cuff. Luckily for me to, non-dom hand, could still wipe and . Enjoy the vacay.

 

I mean he didn't put me in a cast I just edit the post. I have a sling lol that he can sign.

 

...and you'll draw a dickbutt on it, if he actually had a cast anyway

 

Well some would try to put glitter on it. Won't say no names. I think we all know who lol.

 

if dennis gets to write "baby dick" and david gets to draw dickbutt... I should be allowed a bit of space for some glitter glue.

 

Well there is no cast. But maybe you can get lucky and get a cast when you go rock climbing.

 

I don't want the herpes of arts and crafts near my dickbutt masterpiece.