"Baby on Board" rant

My suggestion is to follow her and when she goes into the mall, take out a crowbar and bust out the window. Then leave a note that says, "Sorry about the window. I noticed your sign that said there was a baby on board but no one was in the car. When I couldn't see the baby, I figured the baby was trapped somewhere in the car, so I attempted a rescue."

 

hahaha

 

The signs don’t bother me a bit but when I see someone driving like a dumb ass with one of these signs it just amplifies my anger. (Smoking in a car with kids). Now whether the signs do any good, probably not. If it does anything it probably just increases you chance of getting a ticket instead of a warning cause the cop will see the sign and wonder why someone with a child in the car is speeding / whatever. They are called accidents for a reason because they don’t do it on purpose. I bet someone is going down the road looking for someone to hit. If this ever happens maybe they will have pity on you for having "larvae". Lol

 

wtf, its just another sticker..... get over it....

 

Ed, didn't you get your:
Caution "Tailgate On Board" sign yet

 

not just yet....

 

im glad i saw this post.. i keep forgetting to grab one of baby on board things.. dont need any assholes drivin near the FJ

 

unless you read it at a red light.

 

now children. cant we all just get along?

 

cig or weed

 

lmao.

 

I'll admit, those signs anger me too. It tells me they're not good enough drivers to watch for other people and expect them to work around them. Personally, I drive with the idea that everyone isn't paying attention/will hit me/ect. I constantly keep 'escape paths' and minimal impact 'paths' in mind in case something does go arry. I'm not perfect by any means, but I sure as hell don't trust others on the road, especially the ones with 'baby on board.'

Actually, they are useful. It tells me the driver's probably paying more attention to their little precious child in the back than the road and vehicles around them. That way I can avoid them like the plauge.

 

I get pissed at people with the baby on board thing when they drive around like jackasses.

 

These things drive me fucking insane.

ATTENTION WORLD:

No one cares that you have managed to breed and you/your wife have pinched out a little bologna loaf that will one day wreck the vehicle you have this window sticker on. I know your offspring mean the world to *you*, but to the rest of us, it's a glorified Tamagotchi. You are not the first human beings to figure out how to reproduce. There are over 6 billion of us. Somebody deduced the method before you.

Living in the suburbs and knocking up your future ex-wife does not count as an accomplishment.

Further study:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqtcb66Yeyo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCAdb7JdygA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxmE2qMbYRU&feature=related

 

We have one of these on my wifes van......I had it made last year and the kids got a real kick out of it.In a world where there is unbelievable cruelty and injustice every minute of every day,I can find a whole lot of reasons to get angry but "Baby on board" signs certainly aren't one of them.Is someone displaying a symbol of having a happy family really that offensive?

What I do find offensive however are the people who drive around with bumper stickers like..."I'd slap you but Shit splatters".As well as the guy who was driving around town here recently with a huge West Coast Choppers Maltese cross that said "West Coast MuthaFucka" on his rear window......Should my kids riding in my wifes van with their little stick people in the rear window have to read that?

 

i just really hate the people that have honor roll student stickers, especially the kids at the highschool that have it on their own car

 

You can blindfold them, or lock them in a room with no access to the rest of the world. Snowflakes will eventually learn the words, it's not a matter of if, but how soon. Usually, it's a lot sooner than most parents think.


Also... R.I.P. Carlin, the master of calling out BS.

 

Appreciate your opinion.......I would also respectfully ask you to not refer to my kids as "Snowflakes" or any other name that mocks them.