Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Bring it on partial-dread head!

 

oop:

 

Well I haven't had caffeine in 3 months or so ..

 

dang

 

Stalker!! Get the glitter ready!!

 

New bar is going to have a car wash soon!!
Some kind of fundraiser for one of the bartenders daughter.

We should have a meet that day and watch our trucks being washed...

 

Quick-draw glitter guns at 10 paces.

 

Glitter guns? That's all you're going to bring??? You ain't ready for stalker!

 

Just have them do their thing on your bare arm. Although a bit weird and disconcerting, it'll also be a nice conversation piece.

Well, the creation of the dickbutt is still well within the definition of "art", so essentially your masterpiece is arts and crafts on Valtrex. The Herp is still there, but you can't quite see it.

You have no idea.

Wow.

 

Called you last night

 

What?

 

Booty call?

 

Lol. Shoot me a pm so I remember and can take photos. Then we can discuss bidness.



They have about 25,000 miles on them.

 

I see I didn't miss much. I just woke up form my nap.

 

I'd say you suck, but I think I'd rather work then have that.

 

Looks like Kanye and Chad (Nickleback) meeting to decide how to divide up the world.

 

Same here. I will admit it I miss work already.

 

Was gonna see if you wanted to do a family beach run but the lady decided we're going to the Alamo instead.