Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

You ain't on that level yet.

 

He can't get on that level because there's a slick patch of grass between us and him.

 

Well duh! That stuff would just slow me down and make my trips to the mall that much longer. I need to be there first and quick.

 

You said it was only pavement between us. You setting me up??

 

Lol the bartender got her first gen stuck in grass behind the bar.

 

Did you pull her out with the Z?

 

He bf came and got her out

 

Boooo.

 

He couldn't, there was a line of ants crossing the parking lot and he got high-centered.

 

I did see a high school kid in a Tacoma meet up with a click in the parking lot. She got into his truck and they drove into the woods.....

 

That would suck. Then again having to dodge road kill is any better

 

Should have followed, waited til they got into it, then came up and played angry dad.

 

I'm almost sure he got stuck. Stock 4x4 with street tires... going to end up like kale.

 

Third gen guys would be mad to see this...

http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/5434128463.html

 

But........no espanol

 

When did America forget how to write and use periods?

 

Thumb typing, ain't got no time for that extra bs

 

I would say, somewhere around this time...

https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/am-i-crazy.414572/