Who Else Is Getting The Big Stiff One On Tax "Returns" This Year?

I think the title speaks for itself.

Are you going to receive a hand delivered cactus that the IRS requires for you to sit and turn on without the complimentary lube this year? If it's bad enough, I heard you could qualify to receive a bonus sandpaper schlong as a reconciliation gift as well! You will have to pay extra for lubrication.


Discuss.

 

I owe $2k. Sign me up for extra lube.

 

That'll cost you $100 extra in penalty payment.

Jesus.

Would you like to pay that all at once in one swift entry? Or in slow and excruciating motions?

 

Wife just told me we're getting a boat load of cash back. Mostly because I work stupid amount of OT that get taxed ridiculously. And because of House/Kid/Wife Works from home AKA home office deductions. Pow.

 

Rob, the military gets the fuckin shaft. Unless you own a home and/or a kid, never really expect much from tax returns. I think I had a buddy get 2k back, once, and that's because he paid a tax guy a couple hundred bucks to itemize everything and get all his deductions in.

 

Well isn't that just sunflowers, chocolate kisses and bubblegum.

Swing some over my way. I will be starting a GoFundMe account right now.

 

I pay my taxes quarterly

then the year end is not such a massive pay out

been like this the last 20 years

 

Solid pass. Wife is sitting on that shit like a mama bear and her cubs. Its the price I pay for letting her do taxes. Plus side is our savings account gets a hefty bump lol.

 

I had no idea you could do such a thing. More details on said methods please!

 

I'm getting a couple grand back, no kids either

 

Register your truck as a dependent?

 

You dick. I don't have kids and this is year 2 that I am getting hand delivered a cactus. I am sure that is integrated into the penalties, so I don't feel the sting of the cost up front.

 

If only it had a pulse.

Why is it that you can request to be buried in your vehicle when you die like it is some sort of beneficiary, yet when tax season is upon us you cannot register it as a dependent? Lol.

 

i had to pay $3k last year.

I filled out a form with HR to have them deduct $200 more per paycheck so I wouldn't have to pay more during tax season..

This year i am getting a $100 refund

 

This is the summary of my mid 20's.

 

I don't know what I'm doing right, but 17% of my paycheck goes to Federal Income Tax. Is that high to what you guys are paying or lower? I always get money back. I did have to pay one year when I was 17 as a dishwasher. Boss didn't have any of my money taken out on my W4 so I ended up paying 17 bucks.

 

i owe i owe off to work i go !
i owe the irs $25,000 last time i checked last year
used to be $56,000

 

No taxes for me this year.

 

i am in my mid twenties, six figure salary, no kids and single.

soooo... yeah...

i bend over.. and i spread them cheeks apart.

 

We sold a house last year and my wife and I both made money as independent contractors..... gonna be rough this year I think.