Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

Just remember one thing. If it doesn't smell like PineSol, it isn't clean.

 

George Carlin is funny. I eat burgers med-rare, steaks bloody. But I still don't want to shake hands with a guy that was just wanking his pecker. If that's something you enjoy, have at it.

 

umm I text the whole time I shit or piss at work, and I take my coffee in with me because I like to sip on hot coffee while I squeeze out my turd nuggets. But did I die?

 

Working at a movie theater ruined me. Wached multiple people walk from stall straight out the door. One guy even left a little something from his hand on the door handle Whats so hard about washing your hands after using the bathroom especially if you literally managed to get shit on them?

I'm not a germophobe either but i avoid touching bathroom doors after that.

 

My question is how are all y'alls peckers so dirty you gotta wash your hands after you touch it?

Mine goes in to my pants squeaky clean, don't touch anything on my way in to the bathroom or while texting mid piss so my hands haven't gotten a bit dirtier from when I walked in to take a piss to when I walk out.


Now, if I gotta drop a loaf thats a different story just to be safe.

 

I dunno man, I'm not a germophobe, but, if you can smell shit, that is actually particles of shit entering your nose, so, if you can smell it, its probably getting on your cup too.

 

Checking TW updates!

 

pissing is me time at work, so I use it to check texts, emails, talk shit on TW

 

A few people I work with are good for taking a dump and walking out like nothing happened.

 

More proof that stupidity is infinite.

 

We had a guy with IBS and he went like clock work. No one entered the bathroom at 0900ish, 1215ish, and 1530ish.

 

I can't even count the amount of times some guy walked into the bathroom while I'm mid-piss and by the time I've gone over to the sink, they're already out the door.

Its not just guys though. My mom always tells me about this office on the same floor as hers where the women don't wash their hands either.

You may have other issues if your pisses take that long

 

Someone should delete this pos already. Only negative, T-shirts for the next decade with his turd face on front every where you turn.

 

@Blackout14