'09 season ncaa football thread

A real life full on accurate depiction of a full blooded ROLL TARD!!!!
See it here folks. For those of you who dont know you have no idea how bad this affliction can actually get.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_80EUU4Gg8&feature=player_embedded


I am conflicted. I want Texas to beat bama because I just hate their fans so much (most of them. the couple of yall on here are tollerable)
But I also want Texas to beat Tebow. Nothing against the kid. I believe he is a good person but the hype is driving me nuts. It will be just like shutting up the USC nob gobblers in 2005.

So it all comes down to this final week and then almost a month of grueling shit talking, speculation , and bull shit about what might or could happen.
I have already put in my request to take Jan. 7th off work so I can start drinking early.

 

i heard tebow say 'roll tide roll ' on espn today.

 

I'm with you brother. Come on Texas beat Bama. and War Eagle!

 

i have faith in my horns... just bought my BCS National Champ game tickets. They will be in around Dec 22.

 

just got mine to ................alabama vs tcu

 

UGA finally got rid of the def. coordinator, Willie Martinez.

Finally!!!

 

I KNOW! FINALLY! And the defensive ends coach and linebackers coach.

Now if they can only get rid of Bobo we'll be OK.

 

Ducks are going to the Rose Bowl!! Bring on Ohio State!!

 

Good job... really glad to see somebody other than USC in the Rose Bowl this year.

 

I was forwarded a fun drinking game for tomorrow's SEC Championship...

Tebow Drinking Game

* Drink every time Tebow is called "a warrior." Bonus chug if any of your friends sing the first two lines of Scandal's opus "I am the warrior" and change the lyrics to "Tebow is A Warrior" Dance, Tebow, you magnificent male specimen, you...

* Drink every time Tebow's called "a leader," then salute.

* Drink every time Tebow's called a "special athlete," then yell "Tiiiimmmmmmmmay!"

* Finish your drink if the announcers suggest Tebow should win the Heisman again this year.

* Drink every time Tebow points to the sky -- then, you must realize the only reason the sky hasn't fallen is the strength of his pointing.

* Drink every time he's shown on the sidelines flapping his arms like a bird to pump up the crowd.
--- If (WHEN) Tebow actually takes flight, finish your drink and do a shot.

* Drink every time Tebow's on camera for no reason when the Florida defense is on the field.

* Drink every time Tebow is seen screaming with his helmet off.

* Drink every time they show a "I Heart Tebow" sign in the stands.

* Drink every time you see a Florida fan in jorts. (Small sips on this one, otherwise it could kill you).

* Knock back a shot every time the announcers mention his experience as missionary.

**If Alabama wins and Tebow gives a tearful speech in the post-game press conference, give the television the bird, turn up your bottle of Jim Beam, and don't stop drinking OR flipping off the TV till Tebow runs out of tears. (This may take several bottles of Jim). Then throw the empty bottle(s) through the television and quote the good book by saying "the Terrence Cody falls upon the just and the unjust alike!"

(Disclaimer: Playing the Tebow drinking game may well result in death. So don't do it. Ever. Not even in jest. If you're dumb enough to do it, just pray Tebow is nearby - only he can save you. (Him or a local hospital with a stomach pump.)

 

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'Bout time someone in the freakin Pac 10 stepped up and kicked the media off USC's nuts.

 

Yup... and hopefully today we can help w/ the same problem Tebow has w/ the media on his.

 

i understand why you guys are sick of hearing about Tebow but consider this:
1. If he was on your team and they were talking about him, you wouldn't care about all the media coverage and praise.
2. Isn't it nice to have the media cover someone who a) is a very visible Christian and b) isn't being reported for something bad, like a DUI, robbery, drugs, etc.

Being in Arkansas, all the ppl up say they're sick of hearing about Tebow, but have no problem with all the praise and local media coverage Ryan Mallet gets, and Darren McFadden got. Its very hypocritical.
Just something to think about.....my $0.02

 

BUUUUTTTT...he doesn't play for my team. He plays for the Gators. Being a sports fan means not liking the rival team. And, I know people that go to UF and said they saw him wasted at some parties this year. Don't know how true it is, but it's what I heard.

So, he plays for UF and therefore, I'm sick of everyone suckin his dick. Sick and tired of the hype. I'm ready for him to get to the NFL and have one of those big mo-fos knock him the frig out.

 

that's understandable, albeit hypocritical.
it just seems when ppl get praise for doing things in positive way, everyone wants to knock them down. but, like you said, he'll be in the NFL next year and we'll probably never hear about him again as FL QBs never seem to materialize in the NFL.
i remember the days when "the U" (of miami) were winning and always on tv, not just for football. they were always getting in fights, getting arrested, and all seemed to act like a bunch of thugs. it seems the only time you hear alot about certain football players/teams is when they are getting into trouble.
i could care less about FL or Tebow, but i'd much rather hear about his mission trips than Pac-Man Jones starting a gun fight in vegas or being in the WWE. Or hear anything about freakin over-rated ND and Charley Weiss.

 

Its not the praise for him being a good guy. Im sure he is. I have no problem with tebus as a person. But with the media proclaiming him the best college football player ever it is really sickening. He really has not done anything truly impressive on the field. I challenge you to show me 1 just 1 truly amazing play that he has made. Shovel passes and 3 yard runs dont count. His stats dont add up to the hype. And the TD record is fine but but he got it because he runs all the short yardage plays in the red zone for TDs and he is the QB so he gets the credit for those TDs also.

Im not saying Tebus is not a great player and a good guy Im just saying he is not Jesus or the best player ever to play college football and I am sick of hearing it everyday.

P.S.
this guy says hi

 

me too, me too

 

Wow. This Pitt/cincy game!! Wow what a game. In my top5 games of the season!!!

 

haha thanks for sharing. This game would cause alcohol poisoning by the end of the first quarter....ESPECIALLY if Vern Lundquist was hosting. I swear that man would leave his wife for Tebow. Its akward hearing a man compliment another man that much.

 

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