AZ BS Thread 2.0

ill be there sunday in the poon toon

speaking of...

I think my pontoon might sink this weekend.
shes rated for 14 people, theres 17 seats. think I can fit 18 people?

ive already kicked several people off the list haha

 

You can always fit more.....more females anyway.

 

2 females=1 male. Kick off any dudes if necessary.

 

Yeah I'll only be put there real quick on Saturday.

 

Home Depot mod day coming up soon

 

got quite a few of the homies coming, 7 dudes, and 11 girls
most of the 11 girls are around 100 pounds anyways LOL

haha!!

I hate kicking people off. I need a bigger boat already.

 

Should be fun! I kicked around the idea of putting our boat on the water this weekend too. Very tempting with this warm weather.

 

Pure genius.

 

The fucking truth

 

do it!!! its going to be a solid 80 haha perfect weather. a little cold for swimming but we shal see!!

 

You guys are making me so jealous. I wanna get drunk at the lake and party on a boat so bad. Cinco de Mayo cant come soon enough.

 

buy a boat do it you know you wanna!

 

Naw buying a boat is not in the plans. The best boats are the boats your friends' own and maintain. The water is still too chilly. If these temps hold and the water cant get to 60-62, I'll be having easter weekend on apache.

 

the best boat is the one you are the captain of, sir
bitches love captains.

 

Yeah I party too hard to be the captain of a boat. Last year at Lake Fest on Apache, the CPT of our boat got a DUI as did numerous other Boat CPTs in our fleet of poon toons and wake boats.

 

We've yet to do the apache party in our boat. We don't really have a party boat but a boat is a boat when the beer is cold and the company is good. Maybe this year we'll get over there.

 

We always camp on the beach near the ramp. Anchor the boats in the shallow. Party all night. Get up early make some bloody marrys and chow down. Hit the water and stay out till about 4 pm. There's alot of nice coves in apache and the scenery is amazing. One cove has a strip pole barge, tends to be quite the party over there every weekend. There's a bar at the marina too.

 

Only thing about Apache is the sheriffs are super dicks. There's been alot of deaths at Apache so its warranted how douchey they are, but they don't let things slide at all.

 

yeah you definitely have to watch it being the captain. I don't drink, normally. very very rarely I will. im a pretty strict captain when the boat is in motion because I do not like to get pulled over.
this weekend will be my first weekend drinking in like 6 months, if I even drink. haha

I don't really go to apache much, but ill have to check it out this year.

 

hey man a boats a boat! what ever gets you on the water.