Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Nothing like overkill for your winch solenoid relocate.

 

Even with the new tires?

 

Starting on a custom front bumper?

 

Looks like Christmas!

 

Truck still in the shop. Waiting on alignment

 

David finally bought a winch!

 

So either you are doing this for him or have become his publicist.

 

You know it.

Gotta rep my hood.

 

are you implying that Clear Lake has a hood? I can see it now, lower middle class home owners. Talk about ghetto

 

Now we're building in the League City Ward. CLC+LCC=

 

League City City? I actually had a friend in the academy that worked for LCPD and I used to give him shit because some of his gear would say "The City of League City"
Pretty redundant

 

Lol. They're pretty damn proud I guess.

 

Minus their section 8 housing on 517

 

That isn't Dickinson?

 

On the west side of 45 going toward alvin. It becomes league city on 517 about halfway between 35 and 45. I don't think it becomes Dickinson until you cross 3

 

Ah okay. There was no way in hell we were going to live on the west side of 45.

 

Stop the presses and begin the animal sacrifices.... I have a date. With a real life woman!

Is it still socially acceptable to dry hump her upon receiving a hug?

Can we go dutch?

What if her feet are bigger than mine?

What if her penis is.....

God so many questions... what do I do?

Fuck it


I'll get drunk and let drunk mike deal with it.

 

Lmao!

 

Good luck, make sure you bring two condoms, one for each of you.

 

Maybe she just has a big clit....