AZ BS Thread 2.0

Chaotic Monday already. Left my wallet in the wife's car. She was 30 mins away on her way to work. Had to rush to meet her to get it then rush back 30 mins and travel another 30 to my work.

I need a beer already.

 

http://ifunny.co/fun/UfvXGxae3

I love this. But have never experienced it...

 

My childhood best friend was caught jerkin 3 times growing up. Mom, dad and his sisters boyfriend all cought him! Fucking epic!

 

Looks fake. He grabbed the blanket before the door opened.

 

There are few worse things in life than being caught in an.. Awkward position??
Also, my brother was caught by his friends mom watching porn in their computer room. Haha. And he was also caught by several of people.

Bro, if you have never felt the warm and soothing sensation of your parents $60 fleece blanket all up on you.. Then I pity you more than the guy in that gif.


Edit: also, after that bit about my brother I must say I'm kidding and we aren't a family of perverts.

 

Gonna be a long week

 

2wks to break time though

 

True, but I have 2 session A classes which means a final project and a final this week on top of a midterm and all the other homework.

 

ugh.. FUCK THAT with a bat away from me please. No way

 

I have one session A class, 1 design project and 1 midterm due in the next 2 weeks.

 

Same. Been listening to one of my customers in Australia bitching about something I don't give a shit about. Australia people are needy as fuck and whine like a 12 year old girl. Nothing makes them happy.

 

But their women are hot as fuck, just saying

 

I asked them about Fosters. They don't touch that shit there. Everyone I've meet on the phone from there says that beer is just piss water.

Edit: for the record, I love Fosters. Always have, not sure why.

 

Grandfather told me when they would dock there in the Navy, the women would throw themselves at the American men. He said they would complain that their husbands/boy friends were very abusive.

 

As soon as they find out you're American, they love you. Heard from plenty of Australian women that Australian guys treat them like trash.

 

Fucking aussies. Still want to plow their woman tho! How you been?

 

TW trip to Australia? Now wives/girlfriends allowed....