Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

As long as you're using your computer skills,,, I'm good with that. I'm sure the crayon marks will be a clue that it's not real.

 

Com on, I'm asian. I have more than a few cousin that are IT guys

 

I like how Dennis is updating his business fb page.

 

Don't act like you don't know what's going on.

 

I don't

 

For the last time, you are not Asian. Congolese or Inuit perhaps, but not Asian.

 

Lurkin says I'm parovian?

 

Is "IT" code for wanna be fast and furious reenactors?

 

That movie is called superfast. Pretty funny

 

The spoof version of the fast and furious?

 

Puruvian. If you'd have finished at the Guatemalan boarding school you'd know this.

 

Freaking Bolivians.

 

Trail riders just going through downtown.

 

Good thing you got that bumper, going to be some thick shit on your way home.

 

Prepare to see an increase in glue on the shelves.

Additionally, critical mass is tonight.

We go now to @SMKYTXN for his monthly ran. Nathan?

 

Critical mass following a herd of cows. There's no symbolism there....

 

I drove a jeep over the weekend. Never again. Never again.

 

What kind?