Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

It's new! And this one smells like bacon !

 

It's been done, but poorly.

I'll go broke trying to keep up with new patch ideas.

 

He posted a version of a rainbow flag with muted colors and I made the mistake of asking why the colors were off. There was also a paw on the patch.

Any guesses?

 

Yup, different colors of body hair.

 

Well shit in my pancake batter and piss in my syrup, this thread is actually moving again after like a week of crawling

 

That's disgusting but whatever floats your boat

 

I can do both of the piss and shit pancakes for you. Bring your appetite. There will be plenty made

 

Well kiss my ass and call me Sally.

 

OK sally. I'll add some spit for lube

 

Pancake surprise!

 

As my gay friend says, "If it ain't spit, it ain't love."

 

As my straight friend said. You're not gay if another guy is giving you head. But you are gay if you give head to another guy

 

The fruit flavor ones?

 

Must be a Carolina thing

 

You must be scared to give head?

 

Or the size of the clit

 

This thread gets worse every time I click on it. Peace out.

 

Lmao!

 

sayonara

 

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