Colorado B.S. Thread

I haven't written a check yet.
The city has to do their inspection too.
I know the city inspector personally because I work with them, we ride scooters together, he'll have my back.

The contractor was very nice when I called him, asked if the crew had already left as he wanted them to take care of the things I mentioned right then. I said they were like a fart in the wind, he laughed and said he'd be by tomorrow.

 

you lost me at we ride scooters together ha ha ha

i hated that i needed to research and pretty much learn how to lay a roof when mine was replaced just to keep watch on the way it was being done. I shouldn't know jack shit about how a roof replacement is done but now i know for next time

 

The funny part about all this relationship talk is I was asked for my number today as I was hiking down the incline and chatted up a women who was also hiking down.

 

Like the scooter @CoTacoTRD rides around in?

 

with training wheels on the back so it doesn't tip over, curb feelers for parking at the local denny's to go get his senior discounted "moons over my hammy" meal.

 

Oh, so scooters isn't slang for 1st Gen Taco?

 

Do you ride one of them sleeper scooters?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZcKaPrg4eo

 

Scooters.

 

When my roof was redone the shingles were all sorts of wonky. I had it done in the summer so within a day or two that roof was probably baking 140* bluebird CO sun. Once that heat hit, the shingles all laid flat and leveled out.

 

Like Razors?

 

Your right the pickups where kick ass! Then the awkward first gens and then back to the kick ass trucks in 05 its ok toyota, all companys went throught that stage at one point and it happens to the best of them.

 

you

 

Hey watch what your sayin...

 

The 2nd gens did very well on the last trip. I didn't have to strap any of them.

 

But i never remember seeing a first gen at the gas station at the end of all that, but i am glad to see you finaly made it back home.

 

I get better mileage
I honked, waved, and said aloha on the CB but the whir of compressors must have drown all that out.

 

Huhhh i just assumed that you were still putting around the back roads and we left before you got to the gas station.

 

1st gen stealth mode. That 2nd gen rollover on the highway that you all passed, I followed the ambulance to it.