ASSHOLE PARKING

Does this count? These dumbass's drop this generator in the middle of freeway off ramp.

 

Why does it seem that every time i go to home depot there is someone there that is parked like an asshole??

 

He gets the benefit of the doubt on the cart corral. There's never enough room when one of those stupid things is there.

 

he is over the line! Mark it ZERO! This person had plenty of space. Check the gap from the back tire to the line, and he is parked very crooked. Generally i wouldnt complain either but this person put no effort into straightening up in his spot.

 

I get this crap daily from stupid people at work and at my apartment,there is no assigned spaces and a unlimited supply of stupid people

 

I wish I had taken my camera when I went to Lowe's on Saturday, to get a picture of the long wheelbase, crew cab dually Chevy with the 24' trailer parked across 6 parking spaces. Normally, I wouldn't mind, since it was a very long rig, but he put it in THE FRONT ROW. Yup. took the first 6 spaces on a very busy day. And, I saw the two guys that were in the truck come out of the store carrying a small bag, just one bag, get in the truck, and head off.

 

It was clearly important that they take up the front row so they can get in an out without taking up 6 spots for a long time!!

 

Then why park next to him?

 

And there was a message on the back window...

 

OOO! Stickers!!! Where?!?!

 

Nope. Luckily for them the woman in the Mazda behind them was looking at her phone, otherwise it would have landed on her hood. They also had a hoist on their truck capable of picking it out of the road.

 

Now I realize that most people aren't as anal about their vehicles are we are, but to me parking next to one of those cart corrals is just BEGGING to get your car dinged by an inattentive/uncaring moron with a shopping cart. I generally won't park within 10 spaces of one of those corrals.

 

This dipshit at my Favorite sushi place........

 

At a parking garage at work.The privilege of this person is outstanding.

 

Th biggest Asshole parkers in the world!

 

What it so hard about locating these convoys and have a dozen Predators come in with Hellfire rockets followed by Warthogs? they line these things up in a shooting gallery formation, might as will light 'em up.

 

Not that I disagree, we could blow the out of these Assholes, however it's not that simple...
I could go on but lets shall we...

On that note, I was visiting Ft Polk and found this Asshole that parks the same way every day. If I seem him again he will get a Turtle drawling.

Day 1: (Yes it is a big truck but there is PLENTY of room for him to pull all the way into his spot.)

Day2:


Day3:

This continued on all week... These were all taken early in the day, by mid day this lot fills up.

Here is one blocking the sidewalk at the hotel, not a big deal for me but still not cool. I was driving the Ram parked in the closer spot...


And another one that can't seem to fit in one spot.


What is it will y'all down in LA? Trucks all over parked like that...

 

I give the first guy an 'A' for consistency!

The guy blocking the sidewalk needs a turtle picture for the handicapped people that may need to roll by in a wheelchair or walker.

The last one... well, he's just a dick.

 

Yea, the first guy, it was impressive that he parked in the same spot exactly the same every day. If I didn't see him arrive each day I would have thought he left it over night.