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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by deadbolt, Jul 5, 2008.

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  1. Jul 5, 2008 at 2:46 PM
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    deadbolt

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    deadbolt [OP] do w3rk!

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    Alright so this morning a couple of my friends and I went to IHOP to grab some breakfast. As we were done eating my friend needed to use the restroom really bad. He left but soon returned to say that someone was using the toilet. He went back a min later and still someone was using the toilet. So the third time he went back to check, he finally gave up and took a crap in the trashcan. We didnt believe him at first but then i gave him a ride home. As I saw him walking out of my car i saw poop on his leg and the side of his shoe. FORTUNATELY, there was Not a single drop of poop in my brand new tacoma. Sorry if this was a pointless story. Just thought i would share this with TW!
     
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  2. Jul 5, 2008 at 2:48 PM
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    :eek::sick:-you guys still friends?!
     
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  3. Jul 5, 2008 at 3:08 PM
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    that's one of the most disgusting things i read all day. :puke:
     
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  4. Jul 5, 2008 at 3:14 PM
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    In the immortal word of Webster, "Kinda poopy ain't it?"
     
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  5. Jul 5, 2008 at 5:35 PM
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    Hot damn, great idea on his part but wasn't there another store open? Bob is right that is the most disgusting thing read all day.
     
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  6. Jul 5, 2008 at 5:42 PM
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    deadbolt [OP] do w3rk!

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    hahah yes.
    however, if there was crap in my truck.. . . .. that would be a whole different story.
     
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  7. Jul 5, 2008 at 5:45 PM
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    W T F... How fucking old are you??!!!! I am 19, and i think that is fucking disgusting??? Shame on you...
     
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  8. Jul 5, 2008 at 5:51 PM
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    It is disgusting. Some things you just have to laugh it off though.
     
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  9. Jul 5, 2008 at 6:32 PM
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    disgusting man.... not only that, what about the guy that cleans the bathroom.... not so funny huh???
     
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  10. Jul 5, 2008 at 6:33 PM
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    ^^^true, i guess i got carried away...:)
     
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  11. Jul 5, 2008 at 6:40 PM
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    Thats some funny stuff right there reminds me of my buddy that was traveling to arizona and had to go real bad ended pulling off the side of the road near a bridge and hes going to town and then a guys pulls over asking if he needs help i laughed my ass off he asked the guy that pulled over yeah do you have 4ply.:rofl:
     
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  12. Jul 5, 2008 at 6:47 PM
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    damn.................too much info right there!!!! shit in the trashcan...............glad i aint the one cleaning that bathroom!!!!
     
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  13. Jul 5, 2008 at 6:49 PM
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  14. Jul 8, 2008 at 11:39 AM
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    nd Radical Town. It's a hell of a place!

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    im 26 and i think its freaking hilarious!
     
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  15. Jul 8, 2008 at 11:43 AM
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    Seeing the third gen section forced me to get a Ford...
    25 here and i agree
     
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  16. Jul 8, 2008 at 11:50 AM
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    as least he didn't poop in the sink or urinal. Besides, how the hell did he get it on his pants?
     
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  17. Jul 8, 2008 at 11:53 AM
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    wow...
     
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  18. Jul 8, 2008 at 12:25 PM
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    Explosive diarrhea? :eek:
     
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  19. Jul 8, 2008 at 12:30 PM
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    Thats too funny!!!


    So, did he even wipe his ass??
     
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  20. Jul 8, 2008 at 12:31 PM
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    From what he told me, he tried to do it quick as possible because someone might come through the door.
     
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