Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Told my cousin that lives on 290 and hwy6. If it's flooded don't go to work. She called in. Her boss said rain or shine, you have to come in. Told her to text him back. Rain or shine ok, but floods. No! If he needs you that bad. Tell him to go pick you up in his new audi.lol 10 mins later. She gets an email saying the company is closed for today do to floods

 

Dennis keep that z safe ..

 

It was definitely my favorite century I've ever done. We had tailwinds and even with the headwind I was still passing people uphill, it was the shit!!

 

176 floaties and several rolls of duct tape, he'll be fine this time.

 

Nice. Thought you might have caught some weather.

 

It was overcast, a couple of sprinkles the last two miles or so. We got slightly wet a couple of times while partying, but no one cares at that point.

 

Lol i haven't moved it in two weeks. It's parked at the highest part of the parking lot

 

King of the hills!

 

For the first time ever, it seems!!

 

Nice..

 

Maybe everyone was being nice and slowing down for you..

 

So now you can not only slap the chit out of Donutman, but you can kick the crap out of him with those legs of steel!

 

If they like torturing themselves, I could see that, otherwise, NOPEY nope NOPES

 

anybody flooded yet?

 

Not here on the south side. It just started to rain for real about an hour ago.

 

Anybody watch SNL? They did a funny parody on the intro for a new Mercedes AA class. Worth watching, I lol'd long, I lol'd hard...

 

Yeah I saw it.

It's pouring in Deer Park. Looks like we're getting sent home soon

 

That kinda of sucks, downside to a contractor, no work, no pay....

 

Lol theres a cop sitting at the end of our road telling people to turn around. Shits flooded bad out here.

 

Show them it's not. You have a snorkle! Drive around lol