Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

We went to check on some friends, Ladies and Gents, I present studemont and I-10

 

Lmao! Wife you can leave. Kids can stay

 

Be careful! ! It'smight be easy to go. But harder to come back

 

That shit is bad here! Cars turn yellow every time

 

I would say I wish it would flood here but then my boss would ask me to come in anyways and is be the only one here..

 

Kale is going to get washed awaylol

 

I'm companies close. A lot of school district closed too.

 

Any of you feel like building an ark?

 

Dennis can make one out of donuts .. I think they are buoyant

 

Waste of time just bring some gas and raid the local boat dealer

 

Lol I went down one road earlier and my exhaust was underwater. Then the back end started to feel like it was floating and the truck was slowly being pushed. Did not go back down that road again

 

Yes. But it would have to be coated in chocolate. That way it won't absorb water as fast

 

Lol never go over a flooded creak. That water flows pretty fast

 

Lol Yea found that out... So deep water= no problem.

Deep flowing water= problem.

Gonna have to remember that

 

in my town lol

 

Yeah I'm home now. Still got paid 2 hours to do nothing.

 

4-Hi and pedal down bitch!

 

Lol that street doesn't go anywhere!

 

You must be speaking from personal experience