Work Restroom Etiquette

I recall when I used to work at an air force base here in the states and the department that I worked at used to share the bathrooms with officer's that had their 'high level' department located next to ours.

I can't begin to tell you how many times, when going to the men's bathroom, I used to see officer's (mind you these are "grown white American adults" not kids who just enlisted) that when finished would just walk right out of the men's bathroom without even washing their hands!

That shit is fucking disgusting!

I'm like, mother-fuckers wash your fucking hands! Then I'd see them reaching to grab door handles, shaking hands, eating with their hands, clicking away on their key boards, etc...... fucking nasty shit!

Yes grown "white American adult military officers"!

Now this was like 95% of them! I guess they felt like they never needed to wash their hands or felt that they were above that or who knows what the fuck! But I do remember all of these officers walked around with an attitude (more of a problem) thinking they were some badass or something. Yea right mother-fuckers! Assholes!


Bathroom rules when using the toilet bowl to conserve water:

"If yellow be mellow, if brown flush it down"

 

I found this at a restroom one time. Forgot where

 

That appears to be from someone who is a squatter. Someone who squats above a toilet because they do not want to actually sit on a toilet seat.

 

After being laid off last winter, I took a job as custodian/ maintenance guy. Doesn't pay great, but I do enjoy the job.

Now, you cubicle and office dwellers pay attention.

1. How hard is it to drop your paper towel in the can? The opening is like 2 feet wide and you are standing directly above it. Also, when you see that you have somehow missed, why in the hell would you not pick the damned thing up?

2. The paper wrapper from the new roll of TP does not belong in the stool. Nor does the cardboard roll from the old one. You all must have garbage disposals installed in your home shitters.

I know, I know, shut the hell up and do your job...but they are the ones who have a coronary if the wheel on their chair squeaks or the room is 2 degrees colder than they like.

 

i work for a maintenance company who cleans Verizon buildings you would be amazed at the stuff i have seen ranging from exploding aholes looks like they bent over alittle n blowup everywhere, poop in urinals, poop in sinks, ppl shaving pubes on toilet etc. lol
some stuff would make you say wtf, or say no way lol.

 

Yeah, I probably shouldn't be bitching about picking up a paper towel.

 

I haven't read all the way through all of the posts, but can tell I will be doing so in the future.
I too have seen people take their shoes off while dropping a deuce. I just thought that must have been an intense load.
Has any one else ever seen crappy toilet paper in the trash can because someone didn't want to flush or knew they could flush it?????? Now that's gross!
or better yet when they smear shit on the toilet seat and leave it. Its time like those that I'm glad I have a strong sphincter.

 

i seen crappy toilet paper and crappy under wear many times in garbage in ladies and mens restroom

 

i have even seen period all over the stall and toilet looks they just yanked out a tampon and it flew everywhere !

 

What does 'White' have to do with not washing hands. Just curious..

 

this thread just got awkward...if it wasn't before

 

^^^this is the guy who's sweaty ass is responsible for making the office smell like shit by midday...

 

Because that's who they were 'white'.....no foreigners, no minorities. I'm sure that there are many people, regardless of race, ethnicity, religon, etc. who do the same, don't wash their hands when leaving the bathroom, it just so happens that is who I saw "not washing their hands" when leaving the bathroom.

 

oh no doubt brotha. I literally was just wondering lol!

 

whoaaa...that's heavy

 

Worked in a department store loading dock. There was a lady that came in every morning, went into a stall, put down newspaper and shit and pissed on the floor. The cleaning crew always dissappeared when she showed up and management would call us to see if we would clean it up...lol...NO!

 

Definitely a Colon Blow!!

 

Weight has nothing to do with it!

 

At least she used a stall?

 

A few years ago we had "Mad Shitter" that would go from floor to floor bathroom to bathroom (11 bathrooms) of a 2 story corp office building taking a massive shit and leaving it for others too find.....