TW SC MEET: Charleston 5/1/16

Oh yeah I did cause I remember it was clean haha and yours was dirty

 

Some ppl work

 

Me too haha but I do want a bedrack

 

Yes yes I do

 

Your wife is going to love you so much haha

 

yeah, forgot about this, we need Deets

 

paging Dr. @rogs6266

 

Need to come up with something new for @scottalot to buy!

 

Oh how I miss yesterday............

 

I'm still waiting on the details @rogs6266...all day suspense is enough me thinks!

 

fro theze details mang

 

for details

 

The tease is killing us Rogs lol

 

Ok ok ok just sat down after getting something to eat. Had to work out a deal with @ahspurlock on that tire gate first.

So this is my story of last nights fiasco. Get all the way to within 1 mile of the house. Going down a one lane road that splits into a two lane for purposes of left hand turn lane at a light. As I approached within 100 yards of said light I see in my rear view this f'n top of a Honda CRV. This beeotch is so close to my rear I can't even hardly see the top of her head. I had to stop before the light to allow someone to turn into a parking lot. I am thinking to myself, if this bitch was any closer, she might as well be driving my truck. I then pull forward and have to stop again for another car to turn into a different store entrance that is also a left hand turn before the light. When I stop for this car to turn left, that fucking bitch pops me right on the right hand side of the rear bumper. Oh hell no, pissed off would have been an understatement for sure, don't worry it gets much better

As soon as she hits me, kinda hard I will say. She whips into the right hand lane to flea the scene. Oh hell no I said again. Lucky for me this lady cuts back in front of me so she can turn left at the light. I jump outta my truck run up to her basically cuss her out at the top of my lungs and tell her to pull the fuck over now or I will for her. She said ok, not an I'm sorry, not are you ok, nothing, just ok. I jump into my truck, immediately call 911. As I'm just talking to dispatcher, light turns green and we proceed to then make the turn and then pull into a Walgreens parking lot. Oh no it gets even better.

Once we pull in, mind you, still on the phone with 911. She then decides to make her nascar debut. She floors it right out the back exit of the parking lot. Blowing through the stop sign. I am completely out of "Hell No's" at this point. She proceeds to floor it down this long straight road. It get even better.

I tell the 911 operator to hold on I am going to chase this bitch down. All this was happening so fast, never got a license plate number. So I told the operator everything I knew about the CRV and her discription, all while giving her turn by turn narration of what this crazy girl is doing. I floor it tryin to keep up and get a better eye on the plate. She almost hits another vehicle while passing him. At the end of this road it a stop sign. You either turn right of left. This fucking bitch blows through that stop sign, hits the curb, goes airborn into a parking lot, skids through it and smashes into a fenced in dumpster. (Again, I am narrating this all the the operator. I wish I could get a copy of it). Once i get to the stop sign, honking my horn at driver in front of me to get the hell outta my way. Flashing my light bar and still saying "oh hell no".

This bitch, puts car in reverse and then speeds off again. Holy shit does this girl want to get away. Still giving operator play by play with many choice words mixed in. Finally after back on main road, I get stopped by red light, I see blue lights coming up on my rear, pull over in between palms to get out of the way. Let him pass, then I follow him thru red light. I am not letting this car get away. Operator is telling me to pull over somewhere safe. I told her in response, I'm on a bridge, nowhere safe and I am going to where they finally have her pulled over.

7 cop cars and me total. They have her surrounded and for a minute I can start to calm down. Thank god for 7 cops, if I would have gotten to her first, might have been a front bumper I was giving a test to also.

She starts being belligerent with the cops. They attempted field sobriety tests. She was failing and then refused all other testing. She was hand cuffed and put into squad car. Meanwhile while this is all taking place, most of the remaining cops all come up to me and are wanting to look at my damage. I was scared to look myself, not gonna lie. Well I'll be damn, not one dent, ding, or gouge. Some pretty nice scuff marks to the Powdercoat, but that's it. @EddyRRT im pretty sure I'm going to need more business cards, and you better open that group buy back up. I think I got all of Sav Police Dept. going to order from you. Seriously man, these bumpers are no joke. Solid as hell. The tow truck driver was very impressed.

So I get the report number and told that metro would be with me in a minute to wrap things up with me. As I'm standing there, and just about the time he is about to head over to me I hear over their radios "Shots Fired" I'll be god damned if they all didn't jump in their cars, including the one the girl was handcuffed and sitting in and pull u-turns siren blaring and leave me all alone standing there all by myself. Last "Hell No" I had left to give.

Long story, but I can't make this shit up and seems like a scene straight outta the movies. I went back to the dumpster scene to take pics and measure her jump. 32' from last visual of turf to touchdown on pavement. Fucking crazy is all I can say.

Needless to say, I'm just glad no one got hurt, and this wasn't a different story with more cars or people involved. Glad that it's just minor damage to my truck. I don't want to hear about anything to do with a bent frame. I'm going to get it checked.

I learned 3 things last night. One SOS Bumpers are the shit and don't play around. Two, buy wife a CRV, those things are tough as shit and take a beating and keep on going. And Three, I need a super charger!


Here are some pics.........

 

Holy shit??? I think I'd still be amped up over that shit...!

 

holy fuck

 

I think this is the most funniest and craziest thing I've heard for awhile