Work Restroom Etiquette

I worked at a B&GC few years back. I've seen it all, the stories would scare you. Remember daddy day care? That happened once.

 

He's clearly thinking I'm dropping marbles right now....

 

A picture in this case spoke volumes.....

 

It's true. Had you written "a greasy, steaming, half-liquid pile of human excrement", it just wouldn't have had the attention-grabbing effect that the picture had. I swear it stunk up my living room and I thank you for it.

 

When he came out of the bathroom saying "I'm not flushing a grown mans shit" I had to go in and find out WTF happened.....

 

I take off all my clothes and poop in the urinal

 

This thread is the shit.

 

Few years back I was in Miami, in june. I had to piss quite badly and I settled for a gas station bathroom. It was located on the side of the building with a 4 digit code pad. As I opened the door, the smell was horrid. Some meth addicts had smeared shit on the other side of the door and on the mirror and walls. This experience may have been a reason I haven't been back to florida since.

 

This thread:

 

Bean dun already.

 

I'm sure you're probably joking, but seriously, has anyone caught the urinal shitter in action? We've all seen the shit in the urinal, but never see the urinal being shitted in. It's like baby pigeons.

 

Baby pigeons? Ha! More like baby pterodactyls!

 

Feel... Much.... Better......

 

Shit happens.

 

There we go!

 

To add to the stories, and this one is in the women's room.

For the longest time at our family business (tanning salon) there was someone who kept clogging the toilet in the women's room, luckily we had two stalls. This was no ordinary clog...

For some reason, this person would do their business, then take about an entire roll of toilet paper and pile it on top till it was full. The weird part is that it was meticulously done each time. Then to top it off, she'd get hand soap and do a little spritz on top of the toilet paper mountain. Our poor employees had to dig out all the nasty paper by hand each time.

Great thing is we know who's checking in to tan. Over time this happened more and more and we were eventually able to narrow down the customers that came in and we finally figured out who it was. She was confronted. Never gave a reason why she did it. Just told her to knock it off or we're canceling her membership and she never did it again. We're not sure if she had some sort of "thing" where she felt the need to bury her waste? I dunno.


And BTW...ever wonder why there's no trash cans in tanning rooms? Because people use them as bathrooms. NOT KIDDING. And it happens at all salons.

 

Bown, bown, bown, People Are Strange.

 

At this point could these 2 threads be merged together
https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/have-you-sharted.200118/page-24#post-9500663

 

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