Work Restroom Etiquette

That is fucked up!!!

 

This practice didn't really change down range. Two of my deployments, the bathrooms where about a 100 yards across a rocky path. Initially you had to put on full armor to go. So people were pissing in canteens and whatever else they could find. Well...these were forgotten about under cots and bunks, wasn't pleasant when found.

 

And if I understand correctly a "waffle stomper" is someone who shits in the shower and smashes with their foot down the drain.

 

I've never understood why anyone would deposit human feces in the shower. The smell must be unbearable. I've made the mistake of passing gas in the shower, the smell is just awful. If I feel some gas trying to sneak out of me while I'm showering, I hope out of the shower.

 

Thanks for the update, I was wondering what his fate would be. He should have just flushed, would still be happily strolling around your work with an unwiped asshole. Hindsight is 20/20, I suppose.

 

Bathtub is different. There is no enclosure to lock the smell in.

 

The perfect crime!

 

saves toilet paper. I don't know why people did it, but they did. I do fart in the bathtub, but I prefer to bite the bubbles as they come up.

 

sometimes

 

For those of you that watch Nathan For You.

 

How about the "someone is in here" sniff? If sitting on the can in an empty bathroom and I hear the door open I sniff loud enough for it to echo. Keeps 'em from trying my stall door.
Sometimes when all the cans are taken a guy will walk in and every stall member will sniff simultaneously, always funny.

 

Don't you think Donald Trump does that too?

 

Multiple times a day. Only at home though, I work in an office.

 

Great thread.

My brother was telling me while on a business trip, he walked in to the restroom when they all had a break from a meeting.. He said this guy walks in and up to the urinal and drops his pants and under wear down to his ankles and proceeds to take a leak, kind of what you'd expect from a child first learning to tinkle. haha wtf.



A few years back I went to eat at a sandwich shop.. I walked in ordered, then went to wash my hands.. I passed this guy that had just come out of the single toilet restroom.. I open the door and almost spontaneously projectile vomited.. He had apparently had an ass explosion every where, I mean everywhere.. It was all over the whole toilet, the wall behind and beside toilet and on the floors..
I immediately closed the door and told the manager and had him come look.. It was disgusting, unbelievable what some people will do and then roll on out like nothing and expect others to clean that ass disaster of theirs up.

 

Nasty! That's probably why all the peeps behind C stores and truck stops are there. They're probably pissing in the alley and we just thought they were crack heads or whatever!

 

Yeah it was nasty.. But the place is a well kept/clean place.

 

All the time!!

 

You're not a man if you don't. Nothing like a good pee in the bushes.

 

I mark my territory all the time!!

 

Whenever possible. I even kept a piss jug in there.