Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

I swear to god if I hear "That's not my job" one more time today, I'm going to start punching motherfuckers in the mouth.

 

That's not my job!

 

How can you tell when you see a bad drug dealer???


When his custom green jag with chrome wheels is parked outside this place

 

rent to own wheels??? is that a real thing?

 

It is nice there, but soooo crowded

If you like swimming in sewage

 

Sadly, yes, yes it is

https://www.google.com/#q=rent+to+own+wheels

 

sigh.

 

Sad? No good Jeep wheels?

 

They have jeep wheels. And km2!

 

When you take your chick out on a date. And your car is stolen when you get out..... no bitch it got repo! Lmao

 

I already have rims and km2! paid in full!

damn, that's just shitty there

 

I no haz km2 anymore

 

:[

 

Might have to do rent to own for some KM2's

 

welllll luckily that is an option, you do technically deal out drugs.

 

I was kidding lol.


What you trying to buy

 

you got any pataday on the cheap? ;p

 

Best I can do is 40...I think

 

!! ho'y crap
that's so cheap!
but I don't really need it :]

 

Yea considering my acquisition cost about 150 lol