Colorado B.S. Thread

I drive the tundra 9 hours from Boston to Pittsburgh.... Get really drunk in the Burgh, wake up start driving to CO. 21.5 hours straight through.... Get to CO 5am, sleep till 3pm. Take my wife to pick up the car I had parked at work when I left to go to the airport and it starts to hail!! Mother of god!

 

Dude...

 

@3378jakesr5
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/wea...left-by-several-tornadoes-in-eastern-colorado

I told you we were in Nebraska/Kansas today!

 

are we still doing dating advice/talk here?

 

Only because people don't listen the first time....

PIITB

 

Only if you include a good recipe, or ukelele learning tips along with it.

 

Damn we were!! Hahaha you were still funny. Oohhh a lightning bolt!! Theres going to be a tornato.

Ohh its raining real good!! Wheres the tornato.

Yup the clouds are swirling. Time for a tornado


Ohh a rain drop.....



You should fix your wiper blades though.

 

I never sit on the passenger side, didnt notice it wasn't cleaning the far bottom corner. But I'll work on that tomorrow if I remember.

 

Will you though....-

 

there was beer, fireball shots and Philly cheese steak. I think it may be serious.

 

You had me at philly cheese steak.

 

I remembered the thermometer... my memory is making a comeback at my old age.

 

yup, and you can keep the fireball

 

Do i get to take away points for the lack of batterys ???

 

Nope, I could've left the flaky acid covered ones in there, but I was nice enough to take them out and clean it up for you. So I get bonus points.

 

Ok. Fine.

 

I was also was intrigued at that point.

Not a fan myself. Guys gotta do what a guys gotta do.

 

So we're waiting for the story.

 

So..originally we were supposed to go "birding". For a first date. Which I have never done before and would never have considered as an option for an activity. But there was something in our conversations, and her pics, that made me consider such an activity might be a worthwhile pursuit.
However the rain and hail made that endeavor next to impossible. So we opted for the more popular rain activity of bar hopping. There was discussion of The Onion, discourteous drivers, and how thankful we both were that neither of us was classified as "curvy".
Which ended in Taste of Philly, with a couple Philly cheese steaks.