Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Stop doing anything that involves her. Dont ask anyone anything about her.

Then try letting it go and see if you can go a week with asking about her to anyone.
Then try another week.
Take it from there.

 

@Monster Coma Easiest way to fuck with a woman's head is to simply ignore her. Go about your life or just move on like it doesn't even matter (even if it does). She will come around or she will move on......either way, win win. 1 more nugget of usefulness......the way to drive them crazy is to touch their heart. If you don't want crazy then don't touch it. If you do and it's too crazy for ya, run away and don't look back.

 

So... Building a bigger shed for my truck and various parts. Got the area all cleaned up and ready to start building.

Go to the pasture to get the pipes to put in the ground and got attacked by bees... Pipe is drill stem and really heavy so don't have time to throw a chain around it before bees attack and don't know exactly where the bees are at too...

Predicament I am in lol.
Thinking about driving out there with a long chain and just slipping the hook in the end of the pipe and take off and hope it holds.


Anyone got better ideas ? Africanized honeybees are the devil lol

 

Wear a smoke suit?.............or shark suit?

 

That's one thing I don't have just laying around unfortunately

 

Tell Dennis that there is some free pipe in the field, all he has to do is get it out. It'll be out in a few minutes.

 

Top one plz. Bottom one is fugly

 

You're drunk. Top one is fugly.

 

Might be better to call. People miss read text all the time lol

 

Nope. Top one looks like an f150 fucked an expedition and accidentally cut the babies legs off during the circumcision

Bottom is just a sexy throw back

 

She wouldn't pick up. I ended up texting her.

 

Dick. I already read it!

 

Smoke them out.

 

Don't lie.

We all know you can't read.

 

git 'em with the Vape Army!

 

Played right into her trap lol. She said, "did you take a girl on Friday" (went to a concert) was busy so I didn't text her. "Okay, don't waste my time anymore and don't talk about me"