Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Weak

 

Don't you work in a pharmacy? just start taking pills until you feel better

 

So i bought a brand new LG G5 phone on Monday. It is now bricked. Bitch will not turn on. Now to argue with a sales person. I hate that and try to avoid it at all costs.

 

that super sucks
Kelly and Dylan both have that phone and like the option to change batteries

if it stays broken return it and buy a nexus, you'll be happier ;p

 

Return it and order a Nexus 6p you'll be way happier

 

Asthma and bronchitis /pneumonia don't mix baby dick

you would think its that easy lol

 

Looks like your phone cursed me. jk
Yeah i heard the nexus is better. Plus I wanted to try Project Fi from Google

The G5 is made in Korea and the 6P is made in China......I dont know where i was going with that. Lost my train of thought. Back to my nap.

 

I love my nexus, I had the 6 previously, and when my 6p was shattered, all my photos were already saved on my 6, yay google

 

Korea and China meh don't see much of a difference lol Google won't put there name on a piece of shit that's why I bought it

 

Nice. Gotta love Google. I will give it a try. Good pitch. You're such a good sales person. But then again, there is the Trail Toys booth.... lol

True. I'm sure Google had QC oversight.

 

Eeeoooohhhh, pneumonia. Been there, done that, have less than zero desire to do it again. Took me 6 months to get my cardio lungs back...

 

@greeneggsnspam

 

I love the fucktards without helmets.

I've called people in group rides fucktards before when they don't wear their helmets.

 

When I did the MS150 I was that guy in the back and all I heard was "passing on the left". At one time, an 8 year old boy said it. I was like this bitch here.

 

You can't make me

Hola

*gets excited*

It was way too early for a sammy.

 

Lol, I did see some kiddos on this year's ride. But at least they knew the rules of the road.

 

Someone was talking about fried ribs. I thought they meant like Chinese stir fry rib meat but they said take a slab and cut them into individual ribs, and then cook like chicken fried steak. I've never heard about this witchcraft but now I want to try it

 

Those are referred to as Steak Fingers.

 

That sounds like an epic fail, rib meat needs slow cooking to tenderize.
What are you going to do, hit em with a mallet or drive the Taco over them 12 times?

 

I think I had fried rib once. It was probably good. I dunno