Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

To much?

 

Go be a super hero and fight traffic

 

It's part of my limited Spanish, I'm trying to embrace that shit.

 

Now that i have my sub back. I don't mind sitting in traffic. I'm the guy that annoys everyone!!

 

Embrace it girl. It's a beautiful thing. I cook on the comal erryday. Spagettios and shit.

 

Bwahahahaha!!! My grandmother would backseat slap me if I did that.

 

What's there to do around here? I'm sitting at a Starbucks on Sheppard between i10 and the north loop. I'm in the city til tuesday

 

Fitting for me hahaha

 

Silly Donutman, no need for a sub to do that...

I call it trunk-rap. That annoying sound of various panels rattling due to no sound deadening and lots of craigslist watts.

 

No, the steel bumper won't move lol. But the rear doors flex about an inch

 

Sounds like you're properly respecting it.

 

If I had bigger balls I would carry around a can of aerosol insulation and just spray it around the trunk-rapper's trunk lid. ...but will not since I seem to prefer life....

 

Really good sour beers (Jolly Pumpkin) at Whole Foods near you.
Other good craft beers at Hay Munchers, err Merchant on Westheimer near you.

 

That's a favorite one!!! They make my drink right!!

If you want park happiness, you can run at memorial and milf watch at the tennis courts. If you want to check out the Museums. You can rent a bike and cycle around the bayou/montrose and barhop. You can go to REI and check out there annual sale. Lunch at a new spot, no chains.

 

Drink Beer
Eat food
Get stuck in traffic
Go to the range and shoot
Drink more Beer
Get rained on
Go to NASA
Go to Moody Gardens or the Flight Museum in Galveston
Drink Beer
Piss and moan about the heat
Go to the Museums
Watch the Astros suck
Drink Beer
Watch the Rockets Suck
Get stuck in traffic
Go to Kemah (finally a good day)
Visit Breweries (Karbach/Brash/Town and Shitty)

Seriously, if you are bored, head down to Galveston or Kemah and check out coast.

 

Hey, my doors don't rattle. Just my headliner

 

I'm from Alvin, not outta state lol
I can shoot guns in the country, moody gardens been there done that 1000 times, Astros done that plenty, rockets don't care, galveston and kemah, hell I'm closer to those places at home haha

 

Seems all that's left is beer drinking

 

I was cruising around looking for a grocery store, realized I'm right by my friends old apartment with kroger next door (I'm not paying whole food prices across the street)
And I was looking for the pep boys my sisters scheduled maintenance for her car at for thos afternoon. Supposed to by around Sheppard and 610 north. I didn't see it.