Work Restroom Etiquette

I see nothing but shenanigans being done with that thing around.

 

We have a big guy at work that destroys the bathroom just after lunch each day. The RR is just off the lobby and with the noise you would think he is delivering it breach. Everyone knows that it's "closed" for an hour after lunch. He has got to be on some medication derived from skunk spray.

 

Owner laughed and said they keep finding shoe prints on the toilet seat, so they put up the sign:

 

This story goes back about 10 years but it always makes me laugh. I was working for a company where we would visit our clients locations to do work on their phone system. This one time I had just eaten del taco. For those of you on the west coast you've probably at least heard of it. Well for all of you who don't know this del taco is a Tex mex fast food joint. The kind of place that tastes good now and you pay for with bubble guts later. After eating lunch at del taco I came to this clients location and was in dire need of a restroom. I found that there was one restroom for the entire build for around 8 businesses to share. I immediately blew it up in true dumb and dumber fashion. After completion I left the restroom and went to work. After a few minutes I had to walk down the hall to the main phone room. As I'm passing the bathroom a woman opens the door and starts to walk in until the smell hits her. She throws her head back in disgust and says oh god and she walks away. I got into the phone room and laughed the hardest I ever had in my life. In case you guys are wondering there was no exhaust fan or spray as I would not have left the restroom that way.

 

I can do that now. I have little kids 2 and 3 years old. I just blame it on them. Free pass

 

Crop dusting walmart, or any retail establishment, is a great way to pass time while the wife is shopping

 

https://youtu.be/MDizVg28yXo?t=4

 

But at least all were flushed!

 

Floating air biscuits is the greatest time ever......

 

The boss had another break down today with the ladies room on the 2nd floor as that is the only one dedicated Women .His comment was I cant believe something so nasty could come out of something so nice.....as the ladies on the 2nd floor are all 9's and 10's......

 

I guess you turned him on to this thread? Anyway, thank your boss for taking that picture and forwarding it to you for this thread.

 

Nope when I heard him bitching about this I had to investigate this is actually like the 4th time in a few months where he has blown a gasket about employees and the bathrooms, so I am going to make a scrapbook for Employee Xmas party......He does really have a great sense of humor he just does not get how some can be nasty fucking pigs.

 

My wife has bitched about women's restrooms for years. Men don't have a lock on the untidy restroom market.

 

OK, while we're all sharing, I noticed working at a large government facility there are some "general" norms of people based on their cultural upbringing (no I am not saying this is 100%, but general and it's not just one or two people)...This seems to happen only when people think no one is watching.

1. Black guys generally wash their hands (only) before they piss...
2. South American guys wash their hands after they piss...
3. Asian guys wash their hands before and after they piss...and
4. White guys don't wash their hands before or after they piss...wtf...this all just seems strange to me...

 

I wash before and after I touch my goods......

 

As @MTgirl would say, look at the cute bunny!

 

That's probably a good thing...I am older...almost 60 and used a cream that had Capsaicin in it (basically hot peppers), touched my "goods" while pissing and started noticing it was burning, no, more like it was on fire. With that lesson, I now ALWAYS wash before and after to ensure nothing gets where it shouldn't be...I'm just say'n...

 

I was taught this at an early age as my Mom was in the Medical Field always thought I was the strange one when doing this. but after being shown pics of bacteria thats on your hands that would make your toes curl it is a required thing to do......

 

Not sure who said this but the whole taking your shoes off is real. I couldn't believe my eyes. After hearing the noises from the stall next to me maybe I understand why he took off his pants.