ASSHOLE PARKING

How does some look at that and think, yep good enough.

 

Double parked at the corner of the lot. He had some sweet monster garage seat covers too!!

 

My first contribution to this thread. "Must be a Jeep thing." This was during rush hour dinner time at a Steak and Shake Parking lot in a high traffic area. They're SO important.

 

Box em in.. It's a parking spot for you and an inconvenience for them

 

This was a few days ago unfortunately! The driver was still in the vehicle too. She was wondering like "wtf is he taking a picture for?"

 

Haha that's funny. Oh well, next time.

When I see people texting and driving on 183 during rush hour traffic I give em a little "beep beep" and wave my finger like an obnoxious asshole. I feel like I would've done the same thing here if they were still in the car lol. Oh sorry, Jeep. /roll eye emoji here

 

I Love laying on the horn when I see people texting. They usually ALWAYS freak out.

 

I don't even lay on it haha, just a tap tap and they pretend they were never texting and driving. Usually it's a middle aged woman who jumps then starts playing with her nails

 

Blue light special on nachos and mullets.

 

I love getting on my PA and yelling at them. They look SO offended.

 

Mines on its way right now I've had so many people rage when I use other people's. And that was Lubbock. So freakin excited

 

For now I have it running straight from the CB, but that's not loud enough. Nothing's ever loud enough for me, so I'm going to get an amp and much larger speaker so properly yell at people. Should be a GREAT time.

 

Buddy has a 100 watt PA with a 250 watt amp. Loud enough everyone hears us haha. What amp you getting? Curious to hear it

 

$24 Pyle Indoor/Outdoor PA Horn Speaker - 8” Portable PA Speaker with 8 Ohms Impedance & 65 Watts Peak Power - Mounting Bracket & Hardware Included PHSP5, White

http://www.amazon.com/Pyle-PHSP5-8-...TF8&qid=1464131490&sr=8-9&keywords=pa+speaker

Sound Storm Labs SMCM200 200 Watt 2 Ohm Stable Class A B Monoblock Mosfet Car Amplifier

http://www.amazon.com/SMCM200-200-W...464131556&sr=8-5&keywords=small+car+amplifier

I'm thinking these two combined would be plenty loud.

 

Asshole parking especially to the sea life.

 

This is just me messing around with a buddy at work. He parks all wonky too but he's all the way to the back of our employee lot that's much too big anyway. He's definitely not bothering anyone with his parking. But I decided to mess with him one day last week.

 

This morning in our VERY packed work parking lot. Close spots are hard to come by anyway and this guy has a parking tag that lets him park in the row that his front half is in which is front row for his building.

EDIT: I didn't have anymore turtles with me to help him out.

 

Saw this asshat when I went to get my dry cleaning. He was perfectly double parked in the two spots directly in front of the store. He was getting into his truck as I was getting out of mine. He started backing out when I got the pic. Once he was backed out, he rolled down his window to ask why I had taken his picture, I smiled and said "So I can post it in a forum titled Asshole Parking" Let's just say he didn't like that too much and just about dropped his transmission trying to peel out of the parking lot.

 

I really doubt it worked on him, he was wearing a 10 gallon cowboy hat, and chomping on a huge cigar. He looked way too important to be phased by us common folk.