Hockey Trash Talk & BS thread

Not all players do the beard thing

 

Boys there are three cups IIRC.

 

Memorial Cup is the hardest to win.

 

Yes there are but only 1 they hoist after the Final and thats the one that was on tour across Canada sponsored by Scotiabank

 

Hmm then I think I've touched two. I've been to the HHOF three times and touched the cup on tour as well. Unless that's the same one.

The HHOF also has the original cup but you can't touch it

 

this thread is getting weird.

 

The HHOF one stays there , thats not the one they hoist

 

Technically then two of them are at the HHOF then at all times? I think there is one in the vault and one in the hall.

 

It's not weird until two men try to share the same cup.

 

Wonder if thats more weird than 2 girls with 1 cup.

Not gonna look it up.

 

@koal

 

Hitchcock making it sound like some of the Blues players should be put on suicide watch...

 

That's one way to shed salary I suppose.

 

Dammit!!! What a shitty result!! Blahhhh

 

Gather around you little guppy fans, uncle T-33 has a story to tell ...


You see boys and girls, back around the 25 yr mark of the Los Angeles Kings they advanced to the SCF full of hope and dreams (Much like SJ this year). They even won the first game ... then a harsh reality hit when the puck continued to bounce the other way. OT after OT but puck luck stayed on ONE side.

Next CA team up to the finals was the Ducks ... I don't follow this team but I know they lost to NJ Devils in their first SCF appearance. And now we have the teal guppies just two years removed since the dreaded reverse sweep. Now there is just no way the hockey gods will side with this group of losers in the finals, if anything this is another GRAND kick to the balls in the making. What better way to knock this teams dick in the dirt, than to let them get to the finals and then shank 'em and their fans right in the feels.

So to recap, losing the first appearance of the SCF is natural for Ca hockey teams. Like an after shock to a earthquake, it's unavoidable, even if you have the great one.

It's going to 'hella' sting but take solace in the fact you're not a three time loser like the team above you. (yet) (lol)

Speed kills, congrats to Mike Sullivan and the Pitt Pens 2016 SC Champs.

 

The only thing plain and simple is the fact Hertl's face is LA's favorite punching bag.

 

Go My Bolts
FU Pens

 

Yeah , your predictions so far about how the Sharks had no chance of making it to the Final have been super accurate , why wouldn't this one be



No matter who wins The Cup this year , as a fan I've already won

#anybodybutthekings

 

Fly is still here? Probably reciting some old LA glory and adding hash tags where they don't belong.