Hockey Trash Talk & BS thread

you weep every year ya little onion slicer
cooter boi

 

Dustin Brown relieved as Captain..

http://www.csnbayarea.com/sharks/report-la-kings-relieve-dustin-brown-captaincy

 

Kopitar or Doughty.

 

I think Kopi will take it.

 

It's the kings. No one cares!!

 

but but the Fly said he was the best player on the team?

 

Sadly for most teams wearing the C now just means you have the highest paycheck.

 

First step before the buyout

 

Then him and the fly can get married then retire.

 

I wish my hands were that soft and supple

 

No seriously , if my hands looked like that , when I rub my wife's back to try to get some action going she wouldn't ask if I'm done sanding her back

true story

 

You're rubbing her back AND scratching it at the same time. That should count for a bj at least.

 

We don't need to know more details about sasquatch mating rituals.

 

I thought Oz was a bachelor living in the woods. No joke.

No kids?

 

I have no midgets but I am not yet a bachelor

 

Hockey and Videosgames all day.

 

How do you think I got to Level 106 / 442 hours ?

 

I'm at 102. Not sure how many hours.

Any other sports besides hockey? Strange question to a Canadian eh. Lol

 

Curling. Come on.

 

Throwing rocks at each other while drinking is more fun than you would think.