Quotes/Morals?

Anyone got any?
I read one everyday and I just thought, maybe some guy having a bad day could click this on accident and come across a quote that will change his day quick and help him through tough times.

..Or it could be for shits and giggles.


"Fear noone and you will be feared"
"I would rather be hated for who I am then loved for someone I'm not"

 

"Fear not the future. Weep not for the past."

 

"I play a drinking game with myself everytime I drink. I'll catch myself not drinking and say 'AH! You gotta drink!'" - Me.

 

Keep em coming man.

I'm gonna do one a day.
I will revive this thread from the dead over and over again if I have to.

 

"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around; and don't let anybody tell you different." - Kurt Vonnegut

 

When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail. -paul rudd, in forgetting sarah marshall

 

you mean find some water, make lemonade and have a cookie and take a nap, right young'n LOL

 

Here's another variant of the lemon parable:

"When god gives you lemons, you find a new god."

 

"People of character do the right thing even if no one else does, not because they think it will change the world, but because they refuse to be changed by the world."



"Real rewards await those who choose wisely."


I live by those two quotes.

 

"Rest assured that with a heart that's pure we'll be victorious and not let our hate get the best of us." -STYG

 

I like to say

"When life gives you lemons, Cut the lemons in half and squirt life in the eyes"

 

Heres a few of my favorites:

"I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees"

"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf"...George Orwell

"God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.".....Voltaire

"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it."....Voltaire

 

"You don't learn anything the second time you are kicked by a mule"

 

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

 

"Come to me, all who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest." Matthew 11:28

 

"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

John 3:16

 

"when life hands you lemons make beef stu."
"Better to live oneday as a lion, than to live 100 years as a sheep"

 

If you can't beat em...kill em!

 

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that will hopefully teach you a lesson.