Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

I am soooooo tempted to take the afternoon off and just go back to bed

 

Only gained 2.6 lbs from being down here so far. Guess Dennis didn't fatten me up enough haha

 

There's your "problem", you hung out with the drinkers and not the eaters.

 

Well ate plenty and drank plenty haha

 

so is it flooding pretty badly down there? that's going to make for one shitty drive if there flooding everywhere.

 

New Texas map attached

 

The first second or third time?

No, only evil witches melt in water, errryone knows that.

You rang?

 

so I should put my truck on my kayak, and kayak to Galveston?

 

Sweet I'm going to the beach

 

Wut

 

raining is an understatement ..

 

I'm saving so much money by not having to water the grass

 

The world is ending and I forgot to buy a boat

 

I would have thought you had a boat. I mean you drive that boat anchor around....

 

Wrong asian

 

Yeah San Antonio is included in that. Sounds about right.

 

That water line needs to be extended further up toward Ft Worth. This shits getting insane here. There's no way in or out of my neighborhood at the moment.

 

Good luck

 

What do you guys think of the Airflow Snorkel for all this rain we're getting?

 

I think it looks like shit.