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I got permission, and right after I moved my truck a guy brought his Harley in to be washed and snapped a picture of one of the girls striking a very revealing pose on his bike.

 

That is not true. Scent does not deter parental instinct. After fledglings leave their nest (robins, sparrows, and starlings, and others), the parents continue ground feeding them and teaching them how to hunt for up to three weeks.

BTW, starlings are an invasive species imported by some British homesick fucktard to New England. After two failed attempts, about 60 common starlings were released in 1890 into New York's Central Park by Eugene Schieffelin. He was president of the American Acclimatization Society, which tried to introduce every bird species mentioned in the works of William Shakespeare into North America. House sparrows were another regretfully successful introduction. About 20 birds were introduced at the same time in Oregon, but a big thanks goes out to the hawks and falcons that had them for lunch.

World-wide populations are estimated at 310 million birds. Originally from the British Isles and introduced world wide by the Brits, these birds displace indigenous birds, take over their food sources, and compete for nesting sites. Travelling in flocks of up to 1.5 million birds, the droppings coat surfaces with 20 cm of droppings and kill local flora. The Australians have almost exterminated their populations... finally.

I have a pair nesting in my 4' aluminum eaves on my A frame home just outside my bedroom window. The noise is fuckin' annoying.

It is nice that the OP saved it, but when I catch those other two, I'm giving them to my cat.

 

Were they able to scrub the snail trail off his seat she left?

 

Go there on a weeknight before 11pm and ask for Josie or April, then you might change your opinion.

 

What actually did you black out here?

 

Maybe it's my inner old man talking, but gotta be honest--I hate tattoos.

 

Honestly... Same here

 

This thread is awesome. Good loud laughs.

 

I did not know it was a Starling until after my friend told me what she'd learned at the wildlife refuge. I didn't even think it would survive. I just didn't want it to fry to death on the sidewalk, get stepped on (it was on a busy sidewalk corner near a SEPTA bus stop), or get eaten by a cat.

 

how about some pics of Josie and April?

at least the one in the red top has some boobs so she's ok. the rest look awful.

 

Just the dudes standing by the truck. If I left them in the pic, someone would surely have pointed that out...

 

My friend's band occasionally performs at a dive bar that shall remain unnamed. I hate this bar with a passion and only go there out of loyalty to my friend. This bar allows smoking, and they have a waitress there who is in her 50s or 60s and you can tell she was hot at one point in her life. Now, she's a walking example of why you should say no to drugs. She's missing a couple teeth. The fact that she smokes like an oil furnace in the middle of January and will actually smoke a cigarette while taking your order...

After looking at this waitress, just about any and I mean ANY woman will look attractive!

Also, obviously no pics allowed in club. If Josie and April were there washing cars I would have asked to take pics. I can give you a description of them though:

Josie is a Black/Native American woman with an amazing body. She's about 8 months older than me.

April is a short blonde "girl next door" type with perky boobs. I'd guess she's like 18-21 years of age.

 

So, yay for saving a baby bird! And, goddammit it's an asshole species... We salute you for you kindness, anyway! Good heart.

 

I think I would get a bigger boner going through a gas station automated car wash.

 

Kudos to you
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C'mon guys
We all know everyone of us would bend some of those girls over the tailgates of our Tacoma's.