AZ BS Thread 4²0

Yah man looking amazing on my garage floor, while I save my pennies for suspension.

 

Whew, Vegas was too much fun.
Broken even on gambling. Lost $750 the first 2 days, won $750 playing craps the 3rd day.
Went to one of the big pool parties at the MGM, holy shit never seen so many drunken white tittiesssss .
Went to a strip club with the wife and we got a private couples dance. So that was pretty interesting .
Watched a dude get knocked the fuck out by a bouncer at the same strip Club. Bouncer looked like a mix of Mr. T and Kimbo Slice. I don't think the guy has a lower jaw bone anymore.
I told my sheltered 21yr old brother in law to go buy a cheap bottle of champagne for some mimosa for the morning. Dude got hustled and got forced to buy a bottle of Dom Perigon. I came back to the room and he had googled how to make Mimosas and was mixing that Dom with OJ. I could have killed him. Most expensive mimosas ever.

Overall an awesome trip besides the Apocalyptic heat wave that came through. This white skinned Anglo-Saxon American managed to avoid a sunburn too.

 

I can attest that they didn't taste any different from cheap mimosas

 

Hah a quote of me never saying that is funny hah.

 

Did you go to the peppermill like I told you? And yah when I lived in Vegas I did a few of the casino pool parties one was a radio station wet shirt concert, and yah it was good times.

 

Meh, tell us about the couples dance and it should start with Dear Penthouse.

For the graphic parts use words like sausage wallet and moisture missle. This way we appease the powers that be.

 

Naw I never did make it to any of the restaurants I wanted to go to. It ended up like any other cliche Vegas trip, lots of plans before you start drinking and then after the first beer everything goes to
Shit.

 

Reppin az on hells revenge with @RPS1030 @TRON_ @NateMob then the rest of the tw guys ahead of us. Mostly cali dudes

 

It was just a cliche big tittied blonde bimbo and she just worked us both for like 15 mins. Wife laughed almost the whole time until the stripper decided to test my wife's lesbian limits. My wife walked out blushing and super horny. It was a good time when we got back to the room.

 

Weak sauce... much dissapoint.

 

Yeah it looks like a nice bumper swap

 

You'll have to read my latest BDSM blog post to get the full details.

Www.MasterLongRodVanHugenDong.com

 

MOAB looked amazing. Doesn't seem like a lot of our guys went. Couple weeks ago it seemed like we had a lot more fellas gearing up to go.

 

Az guys were myself ryan stefen mike jason cliff and one dude from tucson that won a cvt summit series at the raffle

 

Isn't the summit what you want?

 

Yep It was my tent just the bigger 4 person one. The guy that won it already had one. I offered him 1k on the spot for it in front of bobby haha

 

Im back hahaha

 

And a awesome deal for him spending 20 bucks to make a grand

 

How did the Ram do? I'm curious how much fun moab would be in my Runner. I don't want to completely destroy it. I'll have a rear bumper, sliders, and front skid. Might not have a front yet.